h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello can I get a dobble
choc mohca with extra
chocolate please
Im exasted I just burned
the Queen!
-Sits down smiles at the other people-
ohh and do you do spliffs
if so Ill have one of those 2.

*smiles sweetly*

Nice to see you here. how was the monarch burning?

The utopia cafebar has an amsterdamlike menu for your preferred intoxication. Do settle in and make yourself at home.

I have a special hot chocolate for you - made with cream, rich dark chocolate, dairy milk chocolate, some milk, a little brandy and rum, a touch of vanilla and cinnamon. Served with whipped cream and chocolate swirls.

So, Mr JK the unwise - would it be fair to call you an anarchist? Or do you just love the smell of burning jewelery in the morning?

I do only what goddess
comands
exept when she dosnt
then I do some thing elese
The label which you may
use to catergrise me if
you wish to do so is
Discordian.
=>HailEriS<=

~shifts trying to get comfortable on
imposible to sit on stall that is
universal to every trendy cafe~

I..er..Ill have that hot chocolate
+ a shot of espresso if you will
+ a standard spliff
Thank you.Obrigado.

Well JK,

Who is your goddess? What do you mean by discordian? - is that like an out of tune accordian?

I'm sorry that our trendy bar stools don't agree with your delicate behind - would you like to relocate to one of our exceptionally comfortable armchairs?

your espresso and hot chocolate are just here for you. Would you like your spliff ready rolled, or do you prefer to build your own?

While you are here, you could take a quick look at the noticeboard forum, where people have been posting thier ideas about utopia. If you have any practical suggestions for a utopian future, please post them. I would like to see more flowers and playtime in the future, for example, which I think would be little steps on the way to a happier world.

lottsa love

purplejenny

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*rolling a fat one*

*sparks up and has a quick couple of tokes*



over to you, JK

I liked your notice on the board and have posted a reply. I hope that the new chair is much comfier.

jenny

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I have just been trying to get my head round guideml
its tricky at first but your page will
look mush better after
have a look at my new look page
http://www.h2g2.com/U153345
then spruse yours up.

I have just been trying to get my head round guideml
its tricky at first but your page will
look mush better after
have a look at my new look page
http://www.h2g2.com/U153345
then spruse yours up.

hiya.

I visited your page - or some of it. Very nice, very odd. Where can I find out more about your godess?

As for guide ML, I will spruce things up around here as soon as i get chance. Soon it'll look mush better

jenny

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yes, i do think so.

i have rearranged things slightly

there is now the utopia cafebar. www.h2g2.com/A465842,

and the utopia cafebar noticeboard. www.h2g2.com/A483635.

Confusingly, there is a conversation forum in the utopia cafebar about the noticeboard, but perhaps we chould keep that for chats, and the noticeboard page and threads for notices. I'll put up a polite notice to this affect soon, but its difficult to tell people where to chat, so we'll have to see what happens....

purplejenny.

the cahos in your life all comes from
Eris dont blame her Worship her.

*walks in and looks with distast at jk's splif. sits down anyway and tries to get comfy. looks at trees surounding him.*

this place is very big but also very untidy.

*revieals himself to be the devil*

lets get it organised!

ahhh its Grayface
quick ply him with
alchole.

*wonders what "alchole" means*
i am assuming you mean alcohol.
if i am incorrect you must forgive my mistake, and you can give me
alcohol anyway.
*settles back looking smug*

spelling=orrder

orrder=bad carma

?

*purplejenny views the devil and the discordian in the corner with some slight concern, shrugs, smiles and provides them with vodka. *

Well, what are boys like you doing in a place like this?

*ponders, remembering that all are welcome in the utopia cafebar.*

*slides over a basket of chips, followed by bottles of sauce.*

I like the justifications of mis-spelling, and have found out a lot more about Eris lately. Chaos and disorder are common causes of fun, and life can be good when its messy. Having said that, please don't throw the chips around the room.

let me know if you need anything else...

purplejenny

x

>[I]have found out a lot more about Eris lately<
Have you found out how to play the discordian
accordian?
The imposition of your rules about not throughing
chips around makes me whant to through chips around
I wasnt actally planing any chip throughing but...
*He throws bowl of chips it hit the notice board*
Sorry I dont like chips anyway can I have some more
?And some salt+viniger ohh and some battered cod
please.
*Takes a swig of vodka*
Viva la revolution
hail Eris
All Haill Discordia!