h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

<SMILEY TYPE="fish"/> + Chips
mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

+ Chips
mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

+ Chips
mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Your a desgrace throwing chips around and wasting good food.

*Turns to purplejenny*

My dear will you get a broom so i can clear up the mess this animal has created.

*Takes a swig of vodka*

Oh and some wine. I find vodka to be too strong at this time in the morning.

*Looks down at jk*

And why do you find it necessary to break the rules so clearly layed out before you?

Hello again.

I have no real problem with chip throwing, its just that they can make the floor a bit slippy, and the other patrons of the cafe prefer not to be hit by flying chips (thats merely an assumption - if you ask and they are happy to be struck by chips then thats fine by me.)

wine for you Mr Jordan...

fish and chips for you, JK the unwise,

and I will have a nice cup of tea.

pj
x

There are no rules
Anywere!
If you think there are show
them to me
go on surprize me

"An ye harm none, do what ye will"

a very, very old rule.

happy birthday.

pj

Another extremely ancient rule:

"You toucha my case, I smasha your face"

Just kidding! That comes out of some old movie.
Heehee!
Case

"You toucha my case, I smasha your face"
This is not a rule It is a fact
or maby a prediction.

So what is a rule, then? Give an example.

There are no rules
Anywere
so I cant give an example of one
duh

So why do you even use the word "rules"?

I was getting a bit confused here, so for once I read the conversation back. Its a dangerous business, delving into past postings of nonsense etc, but i did manage to find who started all this rules business anyway. it was me, pre-emptivley requesting that the discordian known as JK does not throw chips. By my undue heaviness, i forced the wee lad to rebel in the only way he could, and he flung his chips at the noticeboard.

Just goes to show, dunnit?

No rules then. Just be excellent to each other.

purplejenny.

I Agree
Be exalent to each other
and every one 'll be happy
not a rule just a fact
Sorry for throwing the chips
I was suffering from
delutions of anti-grandure
but now, as I am suffering
from devations from the norm
I exept the fact that throwing
chips can cause injuries.
JK the unwise

*flickers into being*

I can play the Discordian Acordian .. but only if you have lemons .. you DOOO have lemons don't you?.....

~Beeblefish

And Jenny .. yes .. that is the only true rule .. but its more of an idea than a rule ,, ideas are yummy. Rules are beliefs and beliefs are static .. as soon as you believe something you tend to stop thinking about it. There are no absolutes. This of course includes the last statement.

Be Excellent to each other .. and party on dudes!!

~Beeblefish

*places a large basket of lemons at beeblefishes side*

Welcome, party dude.

If you would like to sing for your supper, I'd love to hear the discordian accordian. But no pressure.

pj

x

I'm still building it actually ... in this incarnation its just a mixed mp3 list on my computer .. but its coming

Lemons are integral though .. really ...

*Pull's out salt and bottle of tequilla*

Oh this .. oh .. this is for something completely different .. you wouldnt happen to hve a knife and a few shot glasses would you?

~Beeblefish

I'm still building it actually ... in this incarnation its just a mixed mp3 list on my computer .. but its coming

Lemons are integral though .. really ...

*Pull's out salt and bottle of tequilla*

Oh this .. oh .. this is for something completely different .. you wouldnt happen to hve a knife and a few shot glasses would you?

~Beeblefish