h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Through a well-hidden door in the Throne Room can be found a dark passage, leading to a leather-padded chamber with conveniently placed hooks on the walls, floor and ceiling in a tall built-cupboard on the far wall, is contained with in a large selection of 'toys' cared for by the Master of the Royal Whips and Keeper of the fluffy
handcuffs and also in the room are a few pieces of 'furnature' which might, in more Medeavial days been classified as 'torture' items from within the room is allegerly a trap door that leads down to the royal Dungeons

Ahh, yes. The bondage room. Might be spending some time in here if my application is accepted.

Ahhh, the Royal Bondage Model and Wearer of See-Through Veil-Like Clothes and First Royal Resident Dominatrix Just whom I wanted to see

Might be avoiding this room...

*locks door really? ,

Oh dear, I was afraid this might happen

well, you can stay in here..... or theres one other option *taps foot on floor, moves rug and reveals trap door there is a way out by going down watja recon? *opens trapdoor revealing a stone stair case leading down into the dark

Uh... I'll take my chances in here, there's some disturbing sounds coming from down there

OK, but the dungeons are nice and cold this time of year perhaps you'd like a... a... seat ? *gestures towards teh leather 'chair'

Runs for his life to the sanctuary of his ps *smashes door in process*

Sorry, will get a new one in when I get back

I was only gona see if you fancied a cupa tea

What's going on 'ere then?

Care to Join in?

What would you like me to do?

Well.... if you were just to attach me... the king... into this ... erm... chair,... with those straps.... then .... from the royal 'toy cupboard' chose some.... toys ... and... well.... or we could go find the coffee keeper and get a cuppa tea ?

Well, if you want to take a seat I'll go get the coffee...

*Tightly straps the King down into the chair*

Now don't you go anywhere, I won't be long!

oooooooo *trys to peek out from behind the blindfold

*fixes the blindfold and handcuffs the straying hands firmly to the arm of the chair*

Oi! I told you to stay there! Don't make me smack you!

yes sorry Queen of the Badgers!

You will be - just for your impudence I'm going to have to punish you...

*drags the King off, ties him hand and foot over a vaulting horse and peruses the canes*