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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 4, 2005
Oh dear! 
*awaits to be punished
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Aug 4, 2005
Hmmmm, I wonder which one I should use...
*peruses the canes a bit longer*
Think this one might do the job 
WALLOP!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 4, 2005
*getting nervous whilst the perusing of the royal canes is happening 
< *thwack*
AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! 
*tenses body in anticipation of another strike*
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Aug 4, 2005
SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
Now I hope that's taught you a lesson, young man!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 4, 2005
*in the pause begins to relax a bit*
*tries to listen to hear where the footsteps are*
*relaxes a bit more*
*thwack*
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
*thwack*
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
*thwack*
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
*thwack*
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
*thwack*
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
yes Queen of the Badgers... I think I have.... maybe 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 4, 2005
*relaxes tensed up muscles and listens out for footsteps*
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Researcher 1463359 Posted Aug 5, 2005
Enters with silk scarves.
Morning your highness.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 5, 2005
*wakes up oooo, good mroning 
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Researcher 1463359 Posted Aug 5, 2005
And are sir's bonds tight enough this morning? *tightens bonds*
*blindfolds with silk scarf*
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 5, 2005
Yes... they are quite tight... maybe the king would like to move from this chair and onto the bondage table
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Researcher 1463359 Posted Aug 5, 2005
Can I get a little help here? Hmm, alone in the bondage room with the king.
OKay, but the blindfold stays on. *carefully releases bonds and leads king to bondage table*
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 5, 2005
*gets on to the bondage table help? there hopfully mgiht be more ..... people along soon
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Researcher 1463359 Posted Aug 5, 2005
Hopefully, I mean, after all I *am* only tiny, and I'm only wearing see-through veil-like clothes. I wouldn't want to be ravaged by the king or anything *big wide eyes*
Let's see, hmm, canes in that corner, feather dusters in that cupboard, I think I might explore and let you stew for a bit.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 5, 2005
I might find it a bit difficult to ravish you whilst I@m tied up like this though but you can never be sure theres's all kinds of canes, riding croops, paddles, dusters, silk scarfs, and other 'toys' in that cupboard *stews whislt waiting
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Researcher 1463359 Posted Aug 5, 2005
Hmm... *opening cupboards*
Interesting paddle, let's see...
*moves silently*
*THWACK!*
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 5, 2005
AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *the kings body involuentary 'jumps' up on the bondage table, but remains restrained 
That paddle seems..... seems... to work
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Researcher 1463359 Posted Aug 5, 2005
There there...slides silk scarf over 2legs. Howzat?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 5, 2005
Oooooo *feels all tingly* thats.... nice
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Researcher 1463359 Posted Aug 5, 2005
Good.
*selects cane*
This si turning you on, isn't it your highness? Ohh, leather thigh boots. One sec.
*struggles with buckels of thigh boots*
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