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a triple pun for you
ommigosh Started conversation Dec 3, 2000
Good idea, a pun page!
I read something like this somewhere sometime ago. (written by someone, probably).
This is now my fourth attempt to get this right!!!
My delivery isn't too hot but the pun is quite good.
Here goes.....
A very very very very seriously rich old guy had four sons. As he neared the end of his days, he didn't know which of them to leave his fortune to. So he bought a huge cattle ranch which he divided into four equal portions. To each son, he gave one part of the ranch which then had to be run in competion with the others. The most succesful son after a few years would inherit the remaining fortune. The old guy insisted on calling the ranch "Focus".
When asked why he chose that name he said, "Ah, because that is where the sons raise meat".
a triple pun for you
Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Sep 2, 2001
a-ha 
I didn't get it. But then, I'm not a native speaker.
a triple pun for you
Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One Posted Sep 11, 2001
sun's rays meet-- a focus is a point where rays of light converge.
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