h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

when i'm at a loss for words, i write about the first thing i see... the first thing i saw when i came to this site was the biking fish... looks like a mutant out of a Dr. Seuss book or something!
looks like i'll be enjoying myself on this site... i find freaky things extremely entertaining

Hi eep!

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Jonny

Is that some obscure Maya Angelou reference or what...
-FTF

*Is of the opinion that a Fish on a Bicycle is a perfectly normal thing, as I'm off on a bike ride tomorrow*

I would like to agree with eep! (good name!) that the biking fish IS extremely worrying, I'm fine with the idea of fishes on bikes per se. . . it's just that in order for the fish to bike he needs TWO legs, now at that point I begin to fall down, a fish with two legs, i may be out on a limb here but is that really a fish?? surely it's a new sort of thing, a fitile or a repish or a fimal or a mamish (the permutations are endless!!) So I support eep! in his biking fish fears!!

Have you never seen a "Fantail" Goldfish? Very much like a goldfish, just with almost two tails... I know this isn't quite the same, but my point is, how can you say that a fish with two legs doesn't exist already? Personally I would find this odd myself, but surely a fish with two tails isn't all that odd....

I can imagine a fish with two legs (then again I can imagine a lot of things. . . two headed lions, mangos doing stand up comedy, Bush getting an average score in an IQ test, no scrub that one, too wierd) but I mean it's not just any bike, this is a penny fathing the fish is riding!!!! I mean those have to be LONG legs, supermodel length legs, and it's a fish!!!! no, i still find it odd. . . I have seen the goldfish The Fish--according to science; humans are 95% (oh look, you know who I mean!!) describes, but there are still unanswered questions, like, where did he get the bike from, and where are these trafic lights, and why does he seem to be sticking his tongue out. . . no my friends this is far from a settled case!!

I think the main point being.... "Have you ever SEEN a mouse that talks? Or a fish that lives off of brain waves? Or a man with two heads? Or giant flying birds, that are only birds because they don't want to wear shoes...??? Or robots that play kricket? Or...... ummmm..... anything in the H2G2 universe that IS normal?"