h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh rather, reading wodehouse give one an attack of the grammer don't you know!

I don't know, no.

I is so posh, the trees bow b4 me as I pass.

That's how posh I reeeeeeeeeeeally am.

hmm, your posh-ness claims are somewhat averted by your timely and tactful use of "b4" as opposed to the more grammatically correct "before".

Yeh, maan, like innit, cuase, you no, its kinda well, like aint it so much just like it is the same like yehnoright?

safe, homie, safe.

'Tomatos', sometimes they are green, sometimes they are red, in a way its like a window on to life itself bored.

I hope I don't see a window onto life itself. I may never forgive myself. Though my window will probably be all steamy 'cos of the peeps having a good time on the other side of it! And they won't. Be. Me. Ever.



Oh well!

erm i have nothing intersesting to add to this, so.... im bored. hi.

Have u seen the weather? I thought I did but it turned out to be a . And it's just run under a car. And now it's lifting the car up like the might kitty it is! Woah - and now it's just thrown the car on to next doors . Next doors is performing a back twizzle flip and boots the car back to the which has just deflected it towards a . Ooops, didn't see that one coming. Guess there'll be plenty of cheese tonite honey.

...you left out the !

I'd like to go to the pub now, but can't be bothered, partly because of the time and partly cause they'l all be packed with idiots, and partly cause I don't know which pub to go to as they all have gone rahter c**p round here in the last couple years

all of them? attack one of your friends, just invade them!

or maybe not.....

There probably all doing exciting things already

Isn't nature wonderful!

Ahh

Zipperdy - fraggin - doodah

In the right place it certainly is I've a whole day just about today, with nothing much to really do, I can either waste the entire day and do nothing and be mind blowingly bored and wah wah wah all day, or just be mildly bored and get some stuff done like doing a big clean out in the bahtroom yeh, shiney bathroom day hurray its shiney bathroom day today hurray its shiney bathroom day today and we all go shiney bathroom with teh cream cleaner and plish and floor cleaner yea its shiney bahtorom day today ... maybe

Yes, fabulous stuff that plish . Clins splls, Wips stans and elimnates odous.
I love tekkin the pish - donna u?

i am extremely bored what do i do now????

Sit back

Relax

Be a Twon with the Universe

Stilll not cleaned the Bathroom too much bordom though I did do some Training over the telephone today that took up and hour.... managed to nighthoover before that and stuff my face with food

At least the food was stuffed into the right part of ones body. I'd imagine a would be in order if it were stuffed elsewhere

Can u train me over the phone? I'd like 2 b....erm...erm...I know...an astronaut that specializes in dog-whispering. Preferably to AS level.

yours un thanx