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post if you are bored

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tanzen

Do you work with drills, then smiley - winkeye?

(See, I'm so boring I've started telling DAD JOKES smiley - headhurts!!)


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COZMIK LUV CHILD

i'm so boring it's taken me an hour 2 work that joke out

smiley - devil

beat that!

(seeing as tho everything else is a competition, boredom may as well be)


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Post 123

tanzen

(there's nothing boring about not getting that joke. Trust me, the longer it takes you to get a Dad Joke, the less boring you are smiley - smiley!)

I'm so boring that I can put myself to sleep just by talking to myself... smiley - winkeye


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Post 124

Beegle

Luckily it's been a while sice i've been bored enough to post on this thread... mrach sometime i think but today is the day!
Dad jokes are not just the lowest form of humour they are in actual fact anti-humour specially designed by dads to increase the pain of the situation already being inflicted... For Example ANY DIY instance where he will ask for a screw, then ask you for a screwdriver belonging to philip, then ask if your following his thread.... the list is endless and whats worse is my dad runs the family building business so i get all these jokes not only at home but also all day at work.... thank heavens fathers day comes but once a year and this rest of the time you can ignore them! smiley - biggrin yeesh!

Beegle


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Oh no, I must be EXTREMELY boring then Tanzen, cos I got it straight away... wasn't overly funny, but I got it still... smiley - sadface


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COZMIK LUV CHILD

I've almost finished the Harry Potter book so I'll definitely b bored then


arrrrghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Post 127

tanzen

Natai, don't feel bad...maybe it's an Aussie Dad thing...(please don't let it be just my Dad! smiley - wah)


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tanzen

I'm not bored...ok, I'm bored...I'm so bored I'm replying to my own post...because I'm bored....


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COZMIK LUV CHILD

gues who's bored? guess who's bored? guess who's bored? guess who's bored guess who


sorry that's such a crap joke


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Post 130

tanzen

...too bored to laugh... smiley - ermsmiley - winkeye


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Post 132

tanzen

Who, me? smiley - winkeye


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yup, you


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Post 134

tanzen



...Ahh, the perils of boredom!


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boredom could be one of the biggest problems in the world... look at what boredom has accomplished. I know of some farm kids (this was a few years ago, and I actually KNOW one of the people) who in the name of boredom made a pipe bomb. 3 people... one died there that day, another was in critical condition for quite a while with his internal bits, external. The third escaped relatively unscathed. But, in the name of boredom, one died...


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Post 136

tanzen

What is it they say about idle hands being the devil's playground??

I've never done anything THAT extreme...I just tend to talk myself into a state of insanity... smiley - weird


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The guy who was relatively unscathed lost a finger...

But yeah, idle hands can cause some big problems


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tanzen

Aren't we glad we have this thread then? smiley - smiley


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yeah, but it isn't releaving my boredom too much...


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Post 140

tanzen

Sorry, entertaining isn't my forte...I have people who do that for me.... smiley - winkeyesmiley - devil


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