h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...and first post for this new page

Woo Hoo!!

Thank you oh Captain, my Captain...

no... Commander may rank lower, but it sounds better

You know, you could've told me that a Commander ranks higher and I wouldn't know...I know people in the forces, but it's not reallt somethig I pay attention to !

lol... actually it is my rank in the Assassins Guild I am also the entire Military Police of the Assassins...

...Ah, so YOU'RE tha calvary...God help the Assassins !

you are so mean to me sometimes Tanz

I am so bored, it is stupid... I think I may actually be getting dumber (I know... it is hard) just through boredom... I am that bored I just began writing an entry on my home town... much work is needed there. Only done a VERY rough draft. A lot is left out, just I cannot be bothered to do anymore right now.

You know I only do it because I love you !!

Isn't it a bit weird to have police amongst assassins, though? Is it just me, or do you feel a little...paranoid...amongst all those...assassins...??

I'm not bored...I'm doing two people's work here at the moment...so I'm p*ssed off (seriously considering sticking the stapler somewhere painful !) and flustered...and brain dead...

...actually yeah...I have the dubious honour of being busy AND bored !

yeah, I know that that is why you pick on me... you are just uncomfrotable sharing your real feelings *lol*

Just because I am paranoid does not mean that they aren't all out to get me!

...and just because I'm NOT paranoid, it doesn't mean that they're NOT out to get me !

*I'm not paranoid, I just accept the fact that my life is God's joke...I am here for his amusement *

And you know me so well Natai...yes, I'm one of those weird reticent types that shows her affection by belting her mates on the back of the head...

...in fact, you can tell most of my close mates (the boys, anyways), because whenever I make sudden movements...they flinch...

I'd laugh, but I'm too scared...

nah, in all honesty, I am a little similar. Mind you I still say that one of my friends is a bloody wimp, as I barely touched him (it really was a tap) and he started crying. He is older than me, and this was only 2 years ago... pathetic... Actually that word describes him rather well, I think

I've never hit a person in my life...luckily, I'm intimidating enough that people leave me alone...

*word of advice - if you're angry, don't yell. Speak calmly and smile...there's no need for excessive cursing; finishing the occassional sentence with "b*tch" will be sufficient...then people will think you're a psycho and back away*

But the people I love know I love them, and I can be a lovely caring person when the occassion calls for it !

well in that case it really was a little tap... I was also drunk at the time. but it still was a tap. I hit my keyboard harder in everyday use (not talking about when I am irritated... just typing normally)

I actually came painfully close to belting a "mate" of mine on Friday night...and ended up having to leave the pub early because of it...he was out again on Saturday and was avoiding me like the plague...smart man....

Angry tanz? You? I don't believe it *lol*

I know...and here I am...on the path to sainthood...sullied by an idiot boy who stole my ing pool game...!

yeah... and I am sure that that is your only transgression too

That's it...if it wasn't for Friday night, I'd be a bl**dy saint by now...

...they'd be erecting primary schools with my name on them!

...they'd have a special day for me, where everyone can get drunk...

...but this stupid ing had to go and spoil it all...

(and I didn't even touch him...I was on my way out and went to kiss one of the bouncers goodbye...he said "Why are you leaving so early?", so I replied "Because I'm going to beat someon up"...he shrugged and said "Fair enough, see you tomorrow!" ??)

Poor Tanz was a little irritated me takes it..

Me?? Irritated? No way, son...water off a duck's back...