A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Jan 10, 2003
We need a raft and quick.
Here's one I made earlier.
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Jump on everyone!
White gravy rafting .YAY!!! 
Does anyone know how to steer a raft? 
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Vip Posted Jan 10, 2003
*grabs on*
Uh... no? Shall I hold on tight?
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 11, 2003
I've a gravy boat does that help?
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Jan 11, 2003
Everyone into the gravy boat!
Watch out for the fork in the river.
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The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Jan 11, 2003
oh no look the turkeys head quarters
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Sir DrunkenDeath Posted Jan 11, 2003
*there is something in the river*
*as the gravy boat catches up with it, the occupants can see it is Sir DrunkenDeath, struggeling in the spray*
HELP (hic) this water is sobering me up!
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The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Jan 11, 2003
*offers ladle to sir drunken death* climb up do you have any alchohol with you?
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 11, 2003
errr ya go laddie
~hand the best christmas brandy over~
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The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Jan 12, 2003
*hands hip flask over* moonshine
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Jan 12, 2003
::Looks over his shoulder::
Sh*t it's the Salvation Army and the Temperance Seven
in a sauceboat.
Stand by to fire the aft pizza launcher.
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Jan 12, 2003
Good shot, that's pepperonied the Temperance Seven,
aim for the Sally Army now.
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 12, 2003
Ha, take zat!
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Sir DrunkenDeath Posted Jan 12, 2003
*recoverse with aid of alchohol*
WHAT? TEMPERANCE!
*unslings crossbow*
*fires*
*reloads*
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Vip Posted Jan 13, 2003
Got any whisky on you? I could do with some right now...
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The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Jan 13, 2003
here *chucks whisky bottle at VIP*
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Jan 13, 2003
::Pauses for
::
'Sfunny I can hear a rumbling, thundery noise ahead.
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Wanted -adventurers (bold or otherwise)
- 981: Vip (Jan 10, 2003)
- 982: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Jan 10, 2003)
- 983: Vip (Jan 10, 2003)
- 984: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jan 11, 2003)
- 985: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Jan 11, 2003)
- 986: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Jan 11, 2003)
- 987: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Jan 11, 2003)
- 988: Sir DrunkenDeath (Jan 11, 2003)
- 989: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Jan 11, 2003)
- 990: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jan 11, 2003)
- 991: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Jan 12, 2003)
- 992: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Jan 12, 2003)
- 993: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Jan 12, 2003)
- 994: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Jan 12, 2003)
- 995: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Jan 12, 2003)
- 996: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jan 12, 2003)
- 997: Sir DrunkenDeath (Jan 12, 2003)
- 998: Vip (Jan 13, 2003)
- 999: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Jan 13, 2003)
- 1000: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Jan 13, 2003)
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