A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
Xtraordinary
$u$ Started conversation Jul 23, 2001
Think I'd fit right in here.
With my Xtra interest in all things unXplained and Xciting, I wonder what my role could be?
A salad roll would be quite nice actually... or a veggie 
to which I am rather partial.
Your wish is my command, oh great one.
*wonder if there's a Royal Genie yet*
Xtraordinary
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jul 23, 2001
Well, the front page would tell you that we do not...
Xtraordinary
$u$ Posted Jul 23, 2001
May I be the Royal Genie then please, master?
*frowns at HappyDude, then turns to Elly*
Why does he always do that?
Xtraordinary
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jul 23, 2001
CELERY!
He always does that because it's an unfortunate side-effect of too much fermented celery juice ... which he does not imbibe here, of course ...
Xtraordinary
$u$ Posted Jul 23, 2001
I should think not too. That must be why he's a Happy dude.
So... do you think I'd make a good Genie then? *remembers an episode of X Files, and shudders*
If you're ever granted three wishes, DON'T ask for great wisdom and long life!
Xtraordinary
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jul 23, 2001
I always figured I'd just ask for more wishes ...
Xtraordinary
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jul 24, 2001
Congratulations Royal Genie, you now officially exist!
Xtraordinary
$u$ Posted Jul 25, 2001
Yay!
Must start practicing then...
Right then master... your wish is my official command.
*close as I can get*
Xtraordinary
Babel17 Posted Jul 25, 2001
*a trundling noise can be heard, followed by doors banging open and a person in overalls comes into the hall, pushing a large crate on a palletjack in front of him. He deposits said crate near to the throne and proceeds to crack open the crate, remove the packing and the contecnt sof the crate, to reveal a beautiful hand blown and subtly carved Venitial glass vessel, similar to a decanter of sorts, with an ornately wrought stopper. Due to the size (approx. 3 feet in height) the glass is thick and if you were to look closely, it would appear that a swirling mist seemed to move within the surface of the glass, obscuring the contents of the vessel.
He packs up the crate again, removing all traces of packing material, sweeps the floor and is about to depart when he passes a clipboard over. "Sign here, Guv, and here, and print your name there, ta." Rips the middle copy off the manifesto and hands it over. "One genuine Venetian Genies bottle. Cheers"
He trundles back out again, leaving no trace behind*
Xtraordinary
$u$ Posted Jul 25, 2001
*the King examines the bottle carefully before pulling out the stopper*
*as soon as he does so, the Royal Genie's ethereal form begins to swirl about the room before syphoning into the glass vessel*
*the King replaces the stopper, and orders His servants to transport the vessel to...*
Key: Complain about this post
Xtraordinary
- 1: $u$ (Jul 23, 2001)
- 2: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jul 23, 2001)
- 3: Yael Smith (Jul 23, 2001)
- 4: HappyDude (Jul 23, 2001)
- 5: $u$ (Jul 23, 2001)
- 6: Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent (Jul 23, 2001)
- 7: Shea the Sarcastic (Jul 23, 2001)
- 8: $u$ (Jul 23, 2001)
- 9: Shea the Sarcastic (Jul 23, 2001)
- 10: HappyDude (Jul 23, 2001)
- 11: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jul 24, 2001)
- 12: $u$ (Jul 25, 2001)
- 13: Babel17 (Jul 25, 2001)
- 14: $u$ (Jul 25, 2001)
More Conversations for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."