h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, how nice, look at all these tulips that have suddenly grown from the tunnel floor, I wasn't expecting that to happen

*Albert eats Tulip*

Oh, is that a good idea?

*ponders

oh, look::
*points
*points again
*points in other direction
Where did that butterfly come from?
And what about that butterfly, and hang on there is loads of butterflys, I didn't see those a minute ago

::: makes a nice bouquet :::

Oh, one of the butterflys has landed on me! Opps; where have you all gone?
Opps, its me I have disappeared, again

Not Again! *Frog Croaks Loudly*

Hay, guys look at me

*flys round passage on back of butterfly

weeeeeeee!

Lopp-the-loop I didn't disappear; only shrunk down somewhat::
Don't touch the butterflys, or you might too loop-the-loop

*Catches Butterfly in convenient jar*
*Catches 2legs in convenient jar*

Screams; don't close the top!

It's got holes, it's got holes.

phew!

Look; There is a very small mushroom in this jar; I wonder what would happen if I ate a bit from this side

Hry, no drugs in Balwyniti!

I don't think its that kind of mushroom, but maybe your right and I shouldn't eat it.

Good. I'll find a way to get you out.

Thank you, but, I wonder if I jump out, like this, oh no.

Sorry, did I say out, I meant back to normal size.

There is a bit of paper here::
in this jar I is in::
it reads::
"Butterfly induced size reduction may be countered by exposure to spontainious Tulips"

Any idea what it can mean?

That's a stupid idea.
*Thinks*
Hey, I've got it! What if we give you tulip?

Yeah, might work pass one here, please

*Breaks off miniscule portion of tulip, empties 2legs-jar onto palm, passes 2legs tulip piece*
*Albert looks on, curious*