A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
Royal Hamster Caretaking
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Started conversation May 7, 2001
::prepares a bath for the hamsters::
Royal Hamster Caretaking
There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted May 7, 2001
Royal butler Thruthelthrolth watches with much interest and anticipation, having never seen a hamster bathed before*
Royal Hamster Caretaking
Shea the Sarcastic Posted May 7, 2001
Look at the adorable little washcloths!
Royal Hamster Caretaking
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 8, 2001
::pours in the Balwyniti bubble bath, available for sale at fine stores everywhere. 42% of the profits go to the Save the Hamsters campaign::
Royal Hamster Caretaking
There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted May 8, 2001
*Intrigued*
Royal Hamster Caretaking
Shea the Sarcastic Posted May 8, 2001
*peeks in to Dragonfly's pockets*
I think I know where the other 58% goes ... 
Royal Hamster Caretaking
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted May 8, 2001
Not that she needs any money around here, of course...
How're those hamsters? Nice and clean for the Crocs to eat?
Royal Hamster Caretaking
Inkwash Posted May 8, 2001
We have crocodiles?
Why isn't anyone campaigning to save them, the cute, lovable things that they are?
What's with the fixation with malicious hamster demons?
Royal Hamster Caretaking
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted May 8, 2001
Yes we do...*patiently directs the alleged "lurker" to the front page of the Kingdom *
Royal Hamster Caretaking
Inkwash Posted May 8, 2001
*lurk*
*lurk*
Sorry, I do often forget don't I. 
Perhaps I should change my title...
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted May 8, 2001
But then, if you forget to lurk, you could tell? Unless, of course, you post something that shows you ahven't been lurking enough...
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Inkwash Posted May 8, 2001
Ah, you called my bluff! Just for that, kingy, I shall lurk in some of the most forbidden quarters of your realm.
And if I find none, I shall *make* some quarters, have you forbid anyone to lurk there, and *then* lurk there!
Royal Hamster Caretaking
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted May 8, 2001
Did she? Really? Where? I hadn't noticed...
Royal Hamster Caretaking
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted May 8, 2001
I must learn to pay more attention to my own Kingdom...
Royal Hamster Caretaking
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted May 8, 2001
I must learn to pay more attention to my own Kingdom...
Royal Hamster Caretaking
Inkwash Posted May 8, 2001
You're not writing it out a hundred times are you? 
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Royal Hamster Caretaking
- 1: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 7, 2001)
- 2: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (May 7, 2001)
- 3: Shea the Sarcastic (May 7, 2001)
- 4: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 8, 2001)
- 5: Inkwash (May 8, 2001)
- 6: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (May 8, 2001)
- 7: Shea the Sarcastic (May 8, 2001)
- 8: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (May 8, 2001)
- 9: Inkwash (May 8, 2001)
- 10: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (May 8, 2001)
- 11: Inkwash (May 8, 2001)
- 12: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (May 8, 2001)
- 13: Inkwash (May 8, 2001)
- 14: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (May 8, 2001)
- 15: Inkwash (May 8, 2001)
- 16: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (May 8, 2001)
- 17: Inkwash (May 8, 2001)
- 18: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (May 8, 2001)
- 19: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (May 8, 2001)
- 20: Inkwash (May 8, 2001)
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