h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Maybe it's short for MAcaW....

Could be...does he have a beak?

I reckon so...

....Do you think he'll appreciate us talking about him like this

* rises up in all his Evil glory and starts throwing muffins at his insultors *

We weren't insulting you! Jus disgussing you behind your back

*grins happily*
Woohoo, it's raining chocolate muffins...
*runs round gathering all the 's and hugs MaW*
Thank you

Mmmmmm 's

* carries on throwing muffins *

*eats a muffin or two*

According to my dictionary:

maw - n. (of animal) large mouth; stomach.

Or even:

mawkish - adj. silly/falsely sentimental.

Yes, but I spell it MaW which is entirely different.

So there.

*pats MaW*
I'm sure it is dear...

*eats a double choc muffin*

*munch*

* begins thinking about the Christmas Sushi Menu *

There was a complete guide to sushi in Oxford that was reduced to nearly free and I thought of you...I was going to buy it but I suspected that I'd still not be able to sound knowledgeable so we bought a kg of Bens cookies instead

*Suddenly remembers the purpose of this conversation*

So... has anyone done anything yet? Or got anything planned?

Done anything how?
I've done something since the conversation started but I'm not entirely sure if that's helpful...
*puts on her Ministerial hat*
What am I wanted to do?

Provide jelly. In what way is up to you. Suggestions:
*pictures of jelly products you're providing
*list of products and descriptions
*customizable jelly thingammyjig
or something.

And could you email the results to me rather than putting them up on h2g2? My email address is [email protected] . I want the whole party to arrive at once rather than in bits and pieces. I'm aiming for it to start on the 1st of December, so not much time left!

Ooooh... that reminds me... I'd better find an advent calendar!

Ummm
*laughs*
You do know who you're speaking to right? I have no idea how to do anything like that, I can cut and paste pictures from else where but that's the extent of my knowledge...
I could make jelly then photograph it and fight with Bt and I suppose by X-mas I might have worked out how to get them online...

Ooh advent calander I'd completely forgotten it was nearly then...I saw a good advent candle in Christ Church cathedral but I reckoned it'd get broken on the train...which it would've done as when I had to spent 84 minutes sitting sat I had to use my rucksack as a bench...

You could make a list of products and descriptions couldn't you?

Advent candle, now there's a good idea. I've got several candles I'm wondering what to do with... oh and lots of wax and moulds and stuff hanging around because I tried making my own candles a while ago.