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* reappears *

Yes, the vanishing trick is very useful, isn't it. ?

*vanishes the *

* vanishes Peregrin *

*grins*
Cool...though I am easily impressed so maybe I'm not a good judge
*notices a bit of shiny tin foil and starts batting it round the air*
Oooh, drink, yes please
*wonders if it's possible to bring back a vanished drink*

I'm not sure, but I can make you a new one.

* the floor is suddenly covered with , , , and *

? Hmmm nice trick if you can do it...
*starts nibbling on the after carefully checking it wasn't actually on the floor*
Thank you
*takes the and starts sipping on it*
Can I get you anything?

Why would I want anything?

* appears, the disappears down MaW's mouth *

*wonders in and stares at MaW......*

*wonders why MaW's being stared at*

Why wouldn't you want anything?

Because I can make it myself.

* gives self a *

* gives everyone else three s each *

But it must be more fun to get a or a from someone else though?

*takes gift gratefully*
Ooh what is it?
*shakes the box*
Is it breakable?
*throws it up and catches it to judge the weight*
Is it fragile?
*starts tearing off the giftwrap*

*reappears, eats , and disappears*

* wonders if Peregrin might have been better off eating a *

He might have been better eating a ...
*grins*

Perhaps we ought to persuade the Towers to let us use or to the same end.

No, donut is better. Sounds more Homer Simpson-ish, yes?

D'oh! Nuts!

Mmmm.... donuts...

Mmm... roast bird of prey...

* pulls out gun *

Mmmm.... fricaccied MaW

Actually what is a "MaW"???

Don't parrots say MaW? Maybe he's a parrot?