A Conversation for The Alabaster House
President's Secretary's Office
Peregrin Posted Oct 10, 2000
Ah Tinkerbell, nice charts. I like the trees and the blue rabbits, very pretty.
*swipes an unobserved jelly tot*
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Oct 10, 2000
Blue rabbits? That's a hippo and the trees are crocodiles...
*squints at the charts*
I do see what you mean though, maybe the jelly additives are finally getting to me...
*carries on eating Jelly Tots*
Y'know this'll be so much fun I can go round like the good Jelly fairy and hand out free jelly to newcomers and stuff.
*passes Peregrin a ready opened packet of Jelly Tots*
You do know that as president you get free jelly when ever you want it don't you? That was part of my original plan...
*grins innocently*
I said it right back when you ignored me the first time
Oooh toothbrushes...I don't know what linux is so that might be too confusing for me...and wisdom is quite confusing too...ummm do you have a shiny one? 
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Hugo the Fish Posted Oct 10, 2000
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Almighty Rob - mourning the old h2g2 Posted Oct 11, 2000
* walks quickly into the room, looking flustered
Sorry I have been away so long - you wouldn't believe how many Ministries forgot to appoint secretaries!
Is there a desk around here that I could use?
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MaW Posted Oct 11, 2000
* finds Tinkerbell a toothbrush with a Linux motif on it. Not because she didn't want a Linux one, but because it's the only kind he's got that's shiny. Incidentally, it should be observed that the Linux motif on this particular toothbrush is Tux, and insufferably cute little penguin drawn by Larry Ewing (and I think I spelled that wrong...) *
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Peregrin Posted Oct 11, 2000
*zaps a nice modern desk, filing cabinet and computer workstation with comfy chair into existence using his presidential superpowers*
There you go.
I like your offices very much Hugo ... perhaps I should start adding links to the Alabaster House page. Anyone else set up pages? I've seen a few but I've got a very short memory so it's best to remind me... 
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Zak T Duck Posted Oct 11, 2000
Some of us haven't even got round to building our own offices yet. Too busy with stuff like management seminars, business lunches and *ahem* stuff like that
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Hugo the Fish Posted Oct 11, 2000
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Peregrin Posted Oct 11, 2000
I've added a few links onto the cabinet page but don't be offended if you're not linked yet - I'm doing it very spasmodically, when convenient.
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Peregrin Posted Oct 11, 2000
*dunks his head in a glass of water to speak to Hugo*
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Almighty Rob - mourning the old h2g2 Posted Oct 12, 2000
Thanks for the desk, Peregrin.
* Sits down, gratefully.
Now to get some work done.
Hmm.
Right.
Well.
Work.
Hmm.
* Stands up again.
Well, it seems I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing yet. I'll come back when I've decided what a secretary for unappointed secretaries should do, exactly.
* leaves with a puzzled look on his face.
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Hugo the Fish Posted Oct 12, 2000
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Hugo the Fish Posted Oct 12, 2000
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Peregrin Posted Oct 12, 2000
Almighty Rob, let me translate (I've got a fully functioning babel fish ):
Hugo the Fish would like you to make a list of all the fish on h2g2; there is a list at the Natural History Museum but it isn't comprehensive (he isn't on it for one thing!)
And when you've done that, you can start sweeping the floor of my office
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Oct 12, 2000
Y'know I had a thought, do fairies count as Natural History Museum species because it's not as if we fit into any of the categories... It's not a very interesting thought but it's there all the same
Anyway, you'll be pleased to know that my Jelly Ministerial duties are going very well, I have today discovered Fruit Pastiles in new packaging and so I'm currently testing them to make sure they're up to standard...I like this job
*sits carefully eating Fruit Pastilles*
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The Corrupt One (MIA) Posted Oct 12, 2000
I would like to join this worthy...er...government?
*looks at the chaos around her and smiles*
Ah. That reminds me of the office I was seeking...Minister of Chaotic and Offensive Situations? I feel this is how I can best...ummmm...benefit this organization.
Let me remind you that I am using more than a few of these terms loosely.
So, how about it?
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Oct 12, 2000
*passes The Corrupt One some Jelly Tots*
Here you can eat these whilst you wait
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Peregrin Posted Oct 12, 2000
OK, we have plenty of chaotic situations around here and I'm sure we could do with somebody to disorganise them
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- 81: Peregrin (Oct 10, 2000)
- 82: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Oct 10, 2000)
- 83: Hugo the Fish (Oct 10, 2000)
- 84: Almighty Rob - mourning the old h2g2 (Oct 11, 2000)
- 85: MaW (Oct 11, 2000)
- 86: Peregrin (Oct 11, 2000)
- 87: Zak T Duck (Oct 11, 2000)
- 88: Hugo the Fish (Oct 11, 2000)
- 89: Peregrin (Oct 11, 2000)
- 90: Peregrin (Oct 11, 2000)
- 91: Almighty Rob - mourning the old h2g2 (Oct 12, 2000)
- 92: Hugo the Fish (Oct 12, 2000)
- 93: Hugo the Fish (Oct 12, 2000)
- 94: MaW (Oct 12, 2000)
- 95: Hugo the Fish (Oct 12, 2000)
- 96: Peregrin (Oct 12, 2000)
- 97: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Oct 12, 2000)
- 98: The Corrupt One (MIA) (Oct 12, 2000)
- 99: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Oct 12, 2000)
- 100: Peregrin (Oct 12, 2000)
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