A Conversation for The Alabaster House
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MaW Posted Nov 15, 2001
* starts putting the photocopier back together *
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Nov 15, 2001
*flaps*
He's still unconscious!!! Aaaaaarrrgghhhhhh...
*contemplates calling the secret service/government agents/bodyguard types*
Hum...
*decides against it*
Well as the First Lady there are several duties which I suppose get left to me when the Presidents unconscious 
*continues giving him the kiss of life* 
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Peter aka Krans Posted Nov 15, 2001
*Wanders into the room and wanders over to the desk, kicking the photocopier pointedly on the way*
*It reluctantly starts working.*
Bloody photocopiers... never can trust the sly buggers...
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Nov 15, 2001
*looks up from mouth to mouth briefly and grins at the newly working photocopier*
See MaW, all it wanted was a bit of discipline and it's fine now
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MaW Posted Nov 15, 2001
* MaW decides not to point out that he finished putting the photocopier back together just as it got kicked *
* instead, he puts the sunflower into it and is rewarded by three exactly identical sunflowers coming out of the "out" hole on the side *
Excellent!
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Nov 18, 2001
*grinning*
See I told you the photocopier worked! It just needed a bit of encouragement! 
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MaW Posted Nov 18, 2001
It works now I fixed it.
* photocopies some chocolate *
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Peregrin Posted Nov 19, 2001
ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!! *wakes up and puts Tinkerbell in the 'in' tray of the photocopier and hits copy*
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MaW Posted Nov 19, 2001
* the photocopier aborts and a message appears *
"Object too large. Please place a smaller object into the in tray and try again"
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Nov 19, 2001
HEYYYYY!!!!! I object to the comments of my heftyness!!!!
*sulks in a corner*
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Peregrin Posted Nov 19, 2001
Hey she's only fairy sized! Lighter than a sheet of paper! *kicks photocopier* It's still broke see 
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The Fish Posted Nov 20, 2001
Hmm......
........ 
....... <---
Hello my astranged fellows.... (tries to check his grammer, but has lost his marble(s,haped dictionary)....
Hello 
What's all these rumours I hear then Ian!!!????? Are there scandals afoot (or even atoe) in the Presidency? 
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MaW Posted Nov 20, 2001
* opens up the photocopier again to see if its largeness sensor is malfunctioning *
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Peter aka Krans Posted Nov 20, 2001
*Passes MaW an omnidriver (like a screwdriver but with more uses).*
Here...
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Peregrin Posted Nov 20, 2001
Oooh is that better than a sonic screwdriver? 
TheFish!!! You've set a date! Oooooh
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The Fish Posted Nov 20, 2001
Surely NOTHING! is better than a sonic screwdriver!!!
Yes, we have. Your all welcome to come along if you like!
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- 501: MaW (Nov 15, 2001)
- 502: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Nov 15, 2001)
- 503: Peter aka Krans (Nov 15, 2001)
- 504: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Nov 15, 2001)
- 505: MaW (Nov 15, 2001)
- 506: Peter aka Krans (Nov 18, 2001)
- 507: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Nov 18, 2001)
- 508: MaW (Nov 18, 2001)
- 509: Peter aka Krans (Nov 19, 2001)
- 510: MaW (Nov 19, 2001)
- 511: Peregrin (Nov 19, 2001)
- 512: MaW (Nov 19, 2001)
- 513: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Nov 19, 2001)
- 514: Peregrin (Nov 19, 2001)
- 515: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Nov 20, 2001)
- 516: The Fish (Nov 20, 2001)
- 517: MaW (Nov 20, 2001)
- 518: Peter aka Krans (Nov 20, 2001)
- 519: Peregrin (Nov 20, 2001)
- 520: The Fish (Nov 20, 2001)
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