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Peter aka Krans Posted Nov 26, 2001
Oh, I had a barrel of strawberry jam and nothing to do with it, so we decided to hold a rice-pudding eating contest.
Perfectly logical.
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Peregrin Posted Nov 27, 2001
Oooooooh.... we could take a snow cannon to The Fish's wedding to fire rice pudding at them with...
*wonders how much the bride will appreciate having rice pudding flung at her* better tell her to wear overalls 
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The Fish Posted Nov 27, 2001
Why don't you ask her? 
I'm sure she'll be happy to "tell" you 
*Thinks Peregrin isn't brave enough* 
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MaW Posted Nov 27, 2001
* wonders how easily one can get rice pudding out of wedding dresses *
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Nov 27, 2001
*bounces*
OOh, OOOOh I'll ask, I'll ask
*starts wheeling out a snow cannon*
Besides it IS tradition to throw rice products at weddings I'm sure
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MaW Posted Nov 28, 2001
I was under the impression the tradition was to throw uncooked rice grains.
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MaW Posted Nov 28, 2001
But it'd be a waste of rice pudding. Look at it this way - rice grains have only been grown and harvested. Rice pudding has also had milk and sugar added (possibly some cream too), and it's been cooked. I think it's better to throw rice grains. After all, what happens if the bride or groom get rice pudding in their eyes? How are they to cope at the airport on their way to their honeymoon?
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Peregrin Posted Nov 28, 2001
We could just throw random puddings at her? Would that help?
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Nov 28, 2001
Ooh yes, the ministry always has jelly! Or errrm semolina? Thats close to rice pudding and no-one seems to like that? Besides isn't it more viscious to throw pointy grains of rice at peoples heads?
*suspects Fish may be reconsidering inviting her to his wedding now*
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MaW Posted Nov 28, 2001
Nah, it'd be more viscious to use dried peas or beans...
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Nov 30, 2001
Or ummmm... those little sweet torpedo thingys?
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MaW Posted Nov 30, 2001
Well, I suppose there isn't really another use for them, so yeah!
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Nov 30, 2001
*bounces and points at MaW grinning*
Yey, he said I can throw the little torpedo sweet thingymys!!! He said so!!! Ha, I have permission Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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The Fish Posted Dec 2, 2001
*Wonders if anyone is actually expecting to be invited, considering the abuse that he's going to recieve from mixed dried or soggy pudding/cereal products...*
*Remembers that he already offered an open invite...*
*Looks worried*
Be assured! Unless you lot bribe my ushers heavily, none of you will even get within 10 yards of me!!!
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MaW Posted Dec 2, 2001
I can throw rice pudding ten yards, easy. But I wouldn't, I'd be too busy eating it!
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Dec 2, 2001
*flutters her eyelashes and looks entirely innocent*
Even me???
Aaaaw but I'm so tiny...I'm only little?
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Peregrin Posted Dec 2, 2001
We could throw Skittles? I'm sure that'll be appreciated!
Well, I'd appreciate it, as I'd throw the black ones and munch all the others.
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MaW Posted Dec 2, 2001
I'd be too busy catching your black ones and eating them, Peregrin.
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- 541: MaW (Nov 25, 2001)
- 542: Peter aka Krans (Nov 26, 2001)
- 543: Peregrin (Nov 27, 2001)
- 544: The Fish (Nov 27, 2001)
- 545: MaW (Nov 27, 2001)
- 546: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Nov 27, 2001)
- 547: MaW (Nov 28, 2001)
- 548: Peter aka Krans (Nov 28, 2001)
- 549: MaW (Nov 28, 2001)
- 550: Peregrin (Nov 28, 2001)
- 551: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Nov 28, 2001)
- 552: MaW (Nov 28, 2001)
- 553: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Nov 30, 2001)
- 554: MaW (Nov 30, 2001)
- 555: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Nov 30, 2001)
- 556: The Fish (Dec 2, 2001)
- 557: MaW (Dec 2, 2001)
- 558: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Dec 2, 2001)
- 559: Peregrin (Dec 2, 2001)
- 560: MaW (Dec 2, 2001)
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