A Conversation for The Alabaster House

Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 301

friendlywithteeth

....not a lot happening in alabaster house evidently...

...until NOW!

I've 'found' the President's secret files smiley - smiley

Now, who wants me to divulge the information?

How very Machiavellian


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 302

Post Team

<./>ThePost</.> would be quite interested!!! smiley - winkeye

shazz smiley - thepost


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 303

friendlywithteeth

You'll have to get the Pres's reaction smiley - biggrin


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 304

Post Team

Very scrupulous of you smiley - winkeye

shazz smiley - thepost


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 305

friendlywithteeth

I thought so smiley - smiley


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 306

Bluebottle

Which particular secret files would these be?

<BB<


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 307

friendlywithteeth

I'm building up the tension smiley - biggrin


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 308

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Oh he'll be all for it but if it's anything involving any women other than me I may strenously object by way of a tapping fairy wand...
*smiles sweetly*
However, if it's anything to help me get into office then reel it out!


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 309

friendlywithteeth

smiley - biggrin You'll just have to wait and see...[i.e Where is everyone!]


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 310

Terran

Minister for SEP protection, the gabbleless (except on weekends)*thingites*, Terranic Field-Marshall, and all round nice guy Terran reporting for duty smiley - biggrin


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 311

friendlywithteeth

Hi Terran!

[Drops <./>A502840</.> subtlety into the conversation...]


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 312

Peregrin

eeerk... *coughs quietly* Um er I deny completely... um... everything.

How did he know about my underwear, anyway?


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 313

Peregrin

Oh yes, whoever's the Post editor reading this, any chance of me getting an article with a picture in the Post? smiley - smileysmiley - cheerupsmiley - giftsmiley - choc


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 314

friendlywithteeth

Damn smiley - cross My e-vil scheme did not work: the Pres is just using it as a publicity stunt!

smiley - winkeye


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 315

Post Team

*Faints at the thought of the Pres actually writing again for The Post*

Depends what the article is about - and the subject of the photograph. All submissions have to be vetted and passed for blobbing and it isn't always easy - ask Bluebottle! smiley - winkeye

shazz smiley - thepost


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 316

Bluebottle

Is it ever easy these days?!?!?!smiley - yikes

<BB<


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 317

Peregrin

All publicity is good publicity, friendlywithteeth! smiley - biggrin

The artwork is entirely my own, but it is a parody (as is the article). It's also perfectly clean smiley - winkeye
I will email you with the stuff on Monday (I've helpfully left it on my computer at work) and you can tell me what you think. smiley - smiley


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 318

Post Team

smiley - ok, although the artwork we are allowed to use these days tends to have to have been submitted by CAT.

shazz smiley - thepost


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 319

friendlywithteeth

What has happened here...its all gone a little quiet...


Motion for h2g2 Elections

Post 320

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

I'm just in shock at him having a tattoo... MY PEREGRINS BEEN SWOPPED!!!
*faints dramatically in the attempts of getting in on the article*


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