A Conversation for Peregrin's Acceptance Speech
Minister for purple
purplejenny Started conversation Sep 28, 2000
hello,
as the guide's most purple person, please appoint me into the esteemed office of Minister for Purpality. I will take care of all matters of purple, ensuring that all guide researchers are able to enjoy the many great purple things in life: Purple velvet, purple nail varnish, cadbury's chocolate (wrapped in purple) black grapes, and the metropolitan line.
Many thanks,
Jenny
Minister for purple
Peregrin Posted Sep 29, 2000
Sounds good to me! I'd like to pre-order ten bottles of purple nail varnish please, but don't tell the press.
Minister for Purpality it is!
Minister for purple
shazzPRME Posted Sep 29, 2000
Too late Peregrin... I'm keeping a careful watch on you!
shazzPRME 
Minister for purple
Peregrin Posted Sep 29, 2000
AAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
I deny all knowledge! I deny being here! I deny everything!!!
*runs off and hides under a carpet*
Minister for purple
Peregrin Posted Sep 29, 2000
*pokes his head out long enough to say:*
You're both invited to my Inaugural Ball at http://www.h2g2.com/A444827 ... as long as you don't take too many inappropriate photos of me, please, Shazz...
It's a fancy dress ball so please read the instructions... hope to see you both there 
Minister for purple
K.Wolf - Minister of Fun & Creative & Performing Arts; unidentified security gard at H2G2 spacecentre; Dj at oj's; EU Gates exer Posted Sep 29, 2000
Congrats Peregrin!!!!!
When u appointed your cabinet u (i hate to say it like this) forgot to apoint a Prime Minister!! Of couarse someone forgot to tell u that i am an aspring Prime Minister under a great leader just like u!!!!
PLEASE!!!!!!!!
I DID VOTE FOR U HONEST!!!!!!!!!!!!
Minister for purple
Peregrin Posted Sep 30, 2000
Sorry but Amy the Ant is my Prime Minister... well, Minister for Prime Numbers is her official title. 
I'd be happy to include you under another title.
Minister for purple
K.Wolf - Minister of Fun & Creative & Performing Arts; unidentified security gard at H2G2 spacecentre; Dj at oj's; EU Gates exer Posted Sep 30, 2000
I understand!!Oh mighnty Perigrine!!!!!(BIG TIME SUCK UP)!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps Minister of Enjoyment (including Creative and Performing Arts)!!!!!
Minister for purple
Peregrin Posted Oct 1, 2000
OK, Minister of Enjoyment (including Creative and Performing Arts) it is
Minister for purple
K.Wolf - Minister of Fun & Creative & Performing Arts; unidentified security gard at H2G2 spacecentre; Dj at oj's; EU Gates exer Posted Oct 1, 2000
Thank you! Glard to be in the Team!
Minister for purple
K.Wolf - Minister of Fun & Creative & Performing Arts; unidentified security gard at H2G2 spacecentre; Dj at oj's; EU Gates exer Posted Oct 7, 2000
Plese could my name be changed to Minister of Fun and Creative and Performing Arts.
Thank you!
Minister for purple
Peregrin Posted Oct 11, 2000
Oops sorry I didn't notice your last comment. I'll change it now
Minister for purple
K.Wolf - Minister of Fun & Creative & Performing Arts; unidentified security gard at H2G2 spacecentre; Dj at oj's; EU Gates exer Posted Oct 13, 2000
Thank u boss!
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- 1: purplejenny (Sep 28, 2000)
- 2: Peregrin (Sep 29, 2000)
- 3: shazzPRME (Sep 29, 2000)
- 4: Peregrin (Sep 29, 2000)
- 5: Peregrin (Sep 29, 2000)
- 6: K.Wolf - Minister of Fun & Creative & Performing Arts; unidentified security gard at H2G2 spacecentre; Dj at oj's; EU Gates exer (Sep 29, 2000)
- 7: Peregrin (Sep 30, 2000)
- 8: K.Wolf - Minister of Fun & Creative & Performing Arts; unidentified security gard at H2G2 spacecentre; Dj at oj's; EU Gates exer (Sep 30, 2000)
- 9: Peregrin (Oct 1, 2000)
- 10: K.Wolf - Minister of Fun & Creative & Performing Arts; unidentified security gard at H2G2 spacecentre; Dj at oj's; EU Gates exer (Oct 1, 2000)
- 11: K.Wolf - Minister of Fun & Creative & Performing Arts; unidentified security gard at H2G2 spacecentre; Dj at oj's; EU Gates exer (Oct 7, 2000)
- 12: Peregrin (Oct 11, 2000)
- 13: K.Wolf - Minister of Fun & Creative & Performing Arts; unidentified security gard at H2G2 spacecentre; Dj at oj's; EU Gates exer (Oct 13, 2000)
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