A Conversation for Peregrin's Acceptance Speech
Gi'e us a job
Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Started conversation Sep 26, 2000
I'm looking for a little part-time job that pays squillions & squillions. Any vacancies for a Minister for Handicrafts & Homemade Wine?
PS I voted for you>>>>>>>>......>>>>>>>>
Gi'e us a job
Peregrin Posted Sep 27, 2000
Thanks for the vote 
I'm honoured to be supported by Granny Weatherwax!!!
Minister for Handicrafts and Homemade Wine it is
I want one too!
Peter aka Krans Posted Sep 27, 2000
Any need for a Minister of Pointless Statements? I volunteer!
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Sep 27, 2000
Thanks Peregrin, I'm off to change my by-line now!!!!!
Gi'e us a job
Peregrin Posted Sep 27, 2000
I think all of my cabinet excell at making pointless statements so I suppose it makes sense to have an official Minister 
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Peregrin Posted Sep 28, 2000
I might have a use for a Minister of Pointless Statements if I ever make any speeches!
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Sep 28, 2000
I could certainly stitch up your political opponents - who needs spin doctors.
Gi'e us a job
Peter aka Krans Posted Sep 29, 2000
Well, yes, Ms Weatherwax. Very true.
I thought my job was to keep the pointless comments locked up tight so they couldn't escape and cause Grievious Mental Harm?
Gi'e us a job
Peregrin Posted Sep 29, 2000
Well, in theory, you now have complete control over them so you can restrain or release them as you wish.
BTW, you're both invited to my Inaugural Ball at http://www.h2g2.com/A444827
It's a fancy dress ball so please read the instructions!
Hope to see you there
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Hugo the Fish Posted Sep 29, 2000
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Gi'e us a job
Peregrin Posted Sep 30, 2000
Certainly! All fish are highly honoured around here! Glad to have you on board (so to speak)
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Hugo the Fish Posted Sep 30, 2000
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- 1: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Sep 26, 2000)
- 2: Peregrin (Sep 27, 2000)
- 3: Peter aka Krans (Sep 27, 2000)
- 4: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Sep 27, 2000)
- 5: Peregrin (Sep 27, 2000)
- 6: Peter aka Krans (Sep 28, 2000)
- 7: Peregrin (Sep 28, 2000)
- 8: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Sep 28, 2000)
- 9: Peter aka Krans (Sep 29, 2000)
- 10: Peregrin (Sep 29, 2000)
- 11: Hugo the Fish (Sep 29, 2000)
- 12: Hugo the Fish (Sep 29, 2000)
- 13: Peregrin (Sep 30, 2000)
- 14: Hugo the Fish (Sep 30, 2000)
- 15: Peregrin (Oct 1, 2000)
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