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Garlic? Salt?

I think there should be a really big supply of both in this bar. Drinking in Zero Gravity causes terrible hangovers, and nothing cures a hangover faster than garlic and salt (well, maybe an extry spicy Bloody Mary () is just as good).

Come over here, s, and get some of my the-day-after-the-Greek-restaurant-garlic-breath!

The only problem is that the s won't fall dead to the floor ... if they disintegrate to dust and pieces, they might choke the ventilation system, but on the other hand, who cares for fresh air ?

*tries to get his body to align with Jeremy, just to be polite*

Fresh air? I've heard of something like that, but after all these years in gloomy bars and strange clubs, I've developed CO2-breathing...

*fails*
Sorry, a bit unused to Zero-G.. So maybe it's time for that *avoids barely, or maybe it's the that avoided JAR* garlic and vampire extermination..

"Hey you guys! No winner yet to toast eh? Guess I'll have a in a bag please. Anyone seen Seven? I guess I can stop canvassing for her now."

in bags .... how deep have we fallen ....

It's good that we can't fall any deeper (no gravity in here ).

*squeezes a out of a -bag*

*snaps for his drink, manages barely to balance the large drop of bubbly on his cheek*
*consentrates*
*pushes carefully but forcefully at the drop, it floats up towards the roof. JAR uses the bar as counterweight and shoots up towards the roof and reaches it just in time to turn over, open mouth and catch drink*
*swallows*

Cool, JAR!

That gives a whole new meaning to "shot glass"

Could you pass me a "shot" of , please??

* floats through the room with a couple of plastic bags filled with blood on a line thus enticing the 's and the 's out of the bar*

There! Now all we have to do is tie some garlic to the doorway and the window frames.

I'll have a with , garlic and tabasco, please!

*fright sears through JARs eyes as he is momentarily alabastered, and then alabastered again*

A shot?
*swoops down to bar and orders a *
*flicks the glass in Jeremys direction so the alcohol and all it's associates fly semi-fast towards him*
Ops. A bit too hard...

*fright sears through JARs eyes as he is momentarily alabastered, and then alabastered again*

A shot?
*swoops down to bar and orders a *
*flicks the glass in Jeremys direction so the alcohol and all it's associates fly semi-fast towards him*
Ops. A bit too hard...

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Sorry, Pierce the , I just couldn't find the tabasco, but I addeds some sambal from the spices shelf at http://www.h2g2.com/A301285 (not too much, I hope, just two tea spoons).

Here you are!
*passes a to Pierce the *

*floating in upside down balancing on her halo*

I'll have a -bag, please!

What a blunder.. Four post, all semi-identical...
*hides in a dark corner to mull over a bag of until the feeling passes. Shouldn't take too long*

Hi, Titania,

sorry for not floating around with you, but as you see, I have lashed myself to the ground with a plug, a crotch, a shoelace and a towel. I just feel better having place to stand, like Archimedes said 240 BCT: "Give me a place to stand, and I will move the world".

Or as I prefer to express it: "Give me a place at a bar and a good supply of drinks, and soon the world starts moving aroung me."

Isn't it weird to drink out of a plastic bag?

*finishes recklessly quick, gets up, realizes the sudden movement was a stupid one as he crashes into the ceiling, mutters a curse, floats out*
*pops head back in*
Shusht out forr shomm pretshelsh.
*disappears*

*tiptop enters, stumbles, trips and executes a somewhat graceless mid-air tumble. Ending up by the bar. Upside down*

Oooh. No gravity.

Hope no-one saw my underwear.

Hiya

Hi tiptop! Don't worry, remember your skirt is in non-gravity too...

Jeremy, drinking out of a bag is quite interesting actually - makes the bubbles tickle even more...

Hi Titania

Hi everyone

Do you think someone could find me a too please...?

*Hands tiptop a .*
Hiya - don't think I've seen you around h2g2 before
Still - anyone who wants to know the results of the Bikini Competition can find out in this week's post!

http://www.h2g2.com/thepost

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