h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'd rather loose the thread than needle
I usually find them in my .... heedle.

What on earth is one of those?
A pocket in a seamstress' clothes?

I truly don't mean to bother or wheedle,
But where the h*ll did you find the word “heedle”?
Was it under a rock, or did it grow from a seedle?
Came it from Dum or from Dee (both brothers Tweedle)?
The pace of this rhyming! I'm sure that the speed'll
Make your head swim and surely exceed all
Expectations. Faster than a VW Beetle,
But you won’t drive it, ‘cause I’m keepin’ the key ‘til
You clean your plate, so you better eat all
Your vegetables. (You may retort, “Don’t that beat all!”)
Though for getting back to nature, a steed’ll
Suffice if it rides nice, and no matter the breed’ll
Be ecological. And you know that the feed’ll
Be economical. I’m starting to ramble, and indeed I’ll
Make hash of this poem to the point it will bleed’ll
The cows come home, or the dogs have it treed’ll
It’s roped and it’s caged. Then by the nose we’ll lead’ll
We find a good pub and stop to quaff where the mead’ll
Flow freely to loosen lips and someone explains the meaning of “heedle”.

B(eedle)4(dle)

Greetings, my firend. Good words you've keyed - I'll
Thank you now, sure your good deed'll
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