h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have one I'd like to lose, well find. It's writte by me for someone here! Thanks IH

OK IH.

If you know how to write it up as a Guide Entry, I can link it to the LPO. If you're not sure how to do that, just type it into this conversation, and I'll do the rest.

Thanks for your offer! It was inspired by reading "How to write bad poetry" I think it obeys some of the rules. IH

Struth Ruth

I met a girl in cyber space
And she is called Struth Ruth
Her post aint always subtle
But I’m sure that they’re the truth

Now this girl she comes from Yorkshire
But she doesn’t like black pud
She does lots and lots of exercise
She does sound awfully good

Now when we met I’d already
Given up my unhealthy diet
Nowadays I only eat good food
But sometimes I still fry it

Yet her advice I’ve taken
Is to start to work out too
I ride my bike I lift my weights
When I’ve finished I shout “Phew”!

Ian Heavy

I'll try to get it into the "system" over the next couple of days. I'll post here again when it's in!

I am obliged to you! Thank-you. IH

Terribly sorry to disturb you again, I bet you wished I hadn't found this page. I noticed an error (difficult in this quality of poetry) please could you make it "posts" In the first stanza

Posts it is!

Your poem is now in the system. You can access it either directly at A1140481 , or through the Lost Poetry Office page.

Enjoy

Thanks very much indeed! Now the acid test, will she who's cyber alter ego has been immortalised enjoy it! Is there a lost joke page too? Has anyone got a joke to go with this punchline? "and his legs dropped off"?

Thanks IH

There's no 'arm in it, I suppose ...