Struth Ruth

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I met a girl in cyber space

And she is called Struth Ruth

Her posts ain't always subtle

But I’m sure that they’re the truth



Now this girl she comes from Yorkshire

But she doesn’t like black pud

She does lots and lots of exercise

She does sound awfully good



Now when we met I’d already

Given up my unhealthy diet

Nowadays I only eat good food

But sometimes I still fry it



Yet her advice I’ve taken

Is to start to work out too

I ride my bike I lift my weights

When I’ve finished I shout “Phew”!




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