h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*settles herself down in a corner and watches the tumbleweed intently to see what happens*


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*Joins Ming watching the tumbleweed.*

*Says ooh when it does a spectacular, umm... tumble.*

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*says 'ahhh' when it does another spectacular tumble just to balance things out*

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*Watches the wind take it about a metre into the air and 'whoo's' at it. Watches it bring it back down to land in a brilliant Torvil and Dean-like movement.*

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*starts blowing at some tumbleweed to try and make it do more spectacular things*

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*Tumbleweed turns around and asks Ming just who she's blowing at, and does she mind... but executes a fantastic triple pirouette anyway.*

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*applauds the tumbleweed*
*informs the tumbleweed that she was blowing at the tumbleweed and no she didn't mind, but that was a particularly spectacular manouvre*


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*blows at the tumble weed again, because it seems to have stopped moving and begun gathering dust...*

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*Lugs in a huge industrial-sized fan to try and get it moving again.*

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Hmm...
*wonders if there's a socket to plug the fan into*

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