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In the dark nobody can see you fart

Post 6021

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I don't know. But "Dark Wilderness" is a good name for a band, don't you think?

smiley - pirate


In the dark nobody can see you fart

Post 6022

Hati

No, I don't think. Thinking may hurt, you see.


In the dark nobody can see you fart

Post 6023

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

What is that noise in the background? Sounds like Orchestral Manoeuvres

smiley - pirate


In the dark nobody can see you fart

Post 6024

Hapi - Hippo #5

smiley - smiley Yes, it is .. they've been here for years now. It probably is the best known product of this place.


In the dark nobody can see you fart

Post 6025

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

So at long last something good came out of it? Good. This is good smiley - ok

smiley - pirate


In the dark nobody can see you fart

Post 6026

Hapi - Hippo #5

smiley - bigeyes .. lots of good things came out of this place .. smiley - stout being one of those smiley - smiley


In the dark nobody can see you fart

Post 6027

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

My smiley - stout never left this place. Well, not without me anyway smiley - whistle

smiley - pirate


In the dark nobody can see you fart

Post 6028

Hati

I used to like OMD. I feel old now.


In the dark nobody can see you fart

Post 6029

Hapi - Hippo #5

the hippo considers
beer and mud
they do not agree

it rained .. and it is cold .. smiley - ale


In the dark nobody can see you fart

Post 6030

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

but cold smiley - ale is okay, init?

smiley - pirate


In the dark nobody can see you charging a telephone

Post 6031

Hapi - Hippo #5

smiley - smileysmiley - stout will do nicely, smiley - ta

This place isn't as lively as it once was, is it?

that is .. I don't hear any noise ..


In the dark nobody can see you charging a telephone

Post 6032

Hati

But you can still smell the g**t, can't you?


In the dark nobody can see you charging a telephone

Post 6033

Hapi - Hippo #5

Mmmm.. must be the g**t .. I had a shower this morning


In the dark nobody can see you charging a telephone

Post 6034

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Luxury

smiley - pirate


In the dark nobody can see you charging a telephone

Post 6035

Hati

Why doesn't anyone shower the g**t?


In the dark nobody can see you charging a telephone

Post 6036

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

smiley - eureka Now *there's* an idea smiley - wow

smiley - pirate


In the dark nobody can see you charging a telephone

Post 6037

Hapi - Hippo #5

smiley - smiley where's the shower? Where's the g**t?


In the dark nobody can see you charging a telephone

Post 6038

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I'm afraid you'll find the g**t has been dead for a long time already, but please don't let that stop you. Use lots of shampoo and when you're done spray it lavishly with deodorant also smiley - whistle

smiley - pirate


In the dark nobody can see you charging a telephone

Post 6039

Hapi - Hippo #5

smiley - bigeyes .. what .. shower a dead g**t ?? the drain would get clogged with .. well .. with dead g**t??


In the dark nobody can see you charging a telephone

Post 6040

Hati

Are you sure it's dead? I can hear some strange noise...


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