h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

it's too dark to see anything .. but rumour is that Ottox was crunched by a falling tree .. or fridge .. or beer barrel .. something .. is it too early to write an obituary?

did you say fridge? any in it?

what was that? another chainsaw? another tree?

that was Ottox snoring so he is probably not squashed

and neither is the fridge or the barrel of . now isn't that nice

now let's be quiet so we don't wake up ottox

otherwise he might empty the fridge and the barrel

mm.. yes, let's not take any risks with that one

i wish i knew what ottox would like - then we could pour him something

wait! maybe - gammel dansk???

.. would he wake up for it?

if we served it up with a freshly baked spandauer (special kind of danish pastry) i'm sure he couldn't refuse

.. sounds like ..

hang on a second .. how will you get freshly baked whatevers in here?

i admit it would be a lot easier if i knew the way out

usually the way out is roughly in the direction of a vague light.. here however ..

hm, yes, here it's so dark you can't even smell you way out

ah yes, probably the toilets cannot be found .. you're right

i do smell dead g**ts, though

or something...

.. I smell nothing unusual

maybe I shouldn't stick my nose in it?