A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Darkest corner of the pub
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 1, 2001
As noone can see the maypole in here - should we dance around a goat instead? 
Darkest corner of the pub
typolifi Posted May 1, 2001
Perhaps we could roast it and eat it... I'm quite hungry and roasted goat fits very well to a dark corner. Beside it's °really° good. And I can cook quite alright...
Darkest corner of the pub
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 1, 2001
OOO!!!! I am hungry too!!! Can I make my goat into Chinese Stir Fry!??? YUM....
Darkest corner of the pub
Hati Posted May 2, 2001
Roasted goat!!! I vote for it. You just have to lard it, goats have quite dry meat, you know. Or a strong pickle could help also.
Darkest corner of the pub
typolifi Posted May 2, 2001
Great! Let's start a fire.
°wood°
*typolifi takes a table and throws it on the floor. the table breaks into pieces*
Darkest corner of the pub
Hati Posted May 2, 2001
Noooo, I don't think so, it may cause a short circuit.
Darkest corner of the pub
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 2, 2001
Jeez, it's so dark in here I can't even see the fire 
...not so dark I can't smell the goats, though 
Darkest corner of the pub
Hati Posted May 2, 2001
Believe me, they'll smell different (much better) when they are roasted.
Darkest corner of the pub
typolifi Posted May 2, 2001
Sure. Here: I brough some salt...
and we can bake potatoes inside the fire 
Darkest corner of the pub
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 2, 2001
YAY!!! SALT!! AND POTATOES!!! YAY!!!
Darkest corner of the pub
typolifi Posted May 3, 2001
*looks at the goat, wondering what to do next*
Darkest corner of the pub
Hati Posted May 3, 2001
I remember that Kes was good at goats. Maybe he'd do the dirty part for us?
Darkest corner of the pub
Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again Posted May 3, 2001
I don't like the goat to be slaughtered, so I'm going to hide it.
Instead I brought you some 
and vegetarian
.
Darkest corner of the pub
Researcher 168814 Posted May 3, 2001
I want a good döner kebab. We will have to find that goat, mince it, put it around a pole (the maypole?) and slowly roast it while turning.
And has anybody tried choclatebanana yet. Make a slot into the banana lengthwise (not having pealed the banana) and then put in a cuple of choclatebits. And now onto the fire. And wait till nicely melted. I LOVE it!
*E, joined by T and EaE in search of goat*
Key: Complain about this post
Darkest corner of the pub
- 261: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 1, 2001)
- 262: typolifi (May 1, 2001)
- 263: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 1, 2001)
- 264: typolifi (May 1, 2001)
- 265: Hati (May 2, 2001)
- 266: typolifi (May 2, 2001)
- 267: typolifi (May 2, 2001)
- 268: Hati (May 2, 2001)
- 269: typolifi (May 2, 2001)
- 270: Hati (May 2, 2001)
- 271: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 2, 2001)
- 272: Hati (May 2, 2001)
- 273: typolifi (May 2, 2001)
- 274: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 2, 2001)
- 275: Hati (May 3, 2001)
- 276: typolifi (May 3, 2001)
- 277: typolifi (May 3, 2001)
- 278: Hati (May 3, 2001)
- 279: Ruppinger ~ zaphodista ~ former keeper of vegan affairs ~ new keeper of rainbows, until the old one shows up again (May 3, 2001)
- 280: Researcher 168814 (May 3, 2001)
More Conversations for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."