h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

YAY!!! The sandy cat is a clean cat!!! Thank you, Tweetie-sweetie!!!

Did you notice its gender while you were brushing the kitty off, by chance!??

Hi, I am back, and thanks to my shrink, oops!

*Engländer feels a cat brushing his legs. Takes it and has a look at it´s eyes.*

Now, there is a nice one! Who brought this in?

Oh, and here, I have brought some "Original Nürnberger Christkindlsmarkt Glühwein" along. The speciality is, they put in blueberry juice. I guess this could be a subject of a whole article, couldn´t it?

*After putting the hot hot hot Glühwein on the table without scolding the cat,E pulls out a "Kartoffelpuffer with Apfelmuß" from his streightjacket and starts eating.*

Here, mari-rae, I could do with a new pair of socks. I know how to knit a pullover, I did that once, while studying, and believing every male socialworker has to do some kniting. BUT socks! With 5 needles, and round and round and...

*The white kitty remembers that cats are very good at un-knitting ....*

Ha! Nürnberger Glühwein! Engländer, you are great !

*Kasia purs herself at once a cup and squints at Engländer, who eats 'Kartoffelpuffer with Apfelmus'*

, do you have one to spare, E?

*Knits up two pair of warm wooly socks and gives them to E. *

I'm a fast knitter!

*Dangles yarn for the two cats to play.*

*White kitty leaps across to grab the yarn, grasping it in claws and teeth, and attempting to pull it free. Sopho opens one eye and watches*

*Laughs at the kitten's antics.*

What shall we call this one?

*Waching from the dorrway*
ahh chaise and confusion I should fit right in.
any one want a drink?

Did someone say ... i certainly hope so

no I said drink but is good to

They mean the same thing to me

no drink is whisky. Scoch wisky to be prsise (or it is when I say it any way) and the other is just some stuff from thie river..sorry I ment to say beer
but here you can hve some any way
*gives him his drink gets a doubble scochfor himself*
any one else?

*Looks up and recognizes the handsome young man she danced with at the Halloween Party. He'll never recognize her as she is now.*

Hello, St. Bob.

*trying not to show his confusion at not knowing who is speaking*
erm..hi can I get you a drink?

*The old lady rocks back in her chair and smiles, eyes twinkling.*

Thank you! I'd like a nice large vt, please!

*having hazy flash backs to a wich at a haloween party*
ok here you are
*gives her the drink and has his fouth scoch*
do you haoen to know anyone calld susan?

No, sorry, never heard of her. Thank you for the drink. Sit down for a spell.

*Sopho wanders over to sit next to the lady ... at the mention of a favourite word. White kitty is entangled in yarn, and has paused for a rest.*

*sits down and starts stroking the cat*

*Picks up her knitting and begins working the spell into the pattern.*



That cat is called Sophocles. He's a wise cat.