h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Pan!

'Tis terrific to see you awake at last!

Sorry about your knitting Mari-Rae! *Looks sheepish*

*Sultandude returns, dressed in his trusty towel and newly topped up tan with Kes's tried and tested tie round his neck*

"Morning all, any chance of some to start the day the champions way?"

THINKS-Hmmm is that the lovely Pandora babe slumbering on the sofa?

*Pandora grabs mari-rae's knitting & ties her legs together...her own, this is, not mari-rae's.* Zzzzzzzzzz *nightmares from Halloween make her toss & turn*

Aha! So that's what the knitting was for! How foresightful of mari-rae ... she must have been at the spice again!

*Sultandude grabs his , tiptoes to the sofa and whispers into Pandora's ear*

"Beautiful witch babe, tis my birthday today, will thou not join me in a celabration drinkey or three?"

THINKS- Marks out of ten for Halloween?

"Well...since it's your Birthday."..*dashes into the Ladies & returns in half a minute in a long peach colored all gown, & bare foot* Sultandude yopu look handsome in that towel, er tan! I'd like a pitcher of martinis & a small bowl of olives." *leans toward Sultandude and gives him a tender Birthday kiss* "You know, my birthday is just a few days from now. I may as wll start celebrating!" *skips to the juke box...calls out to Sultandude, "This is for you!" the music starts...* "You Say It's Your Birthday...
dun-da-dha-da-du-daa...You're 72 Yeah...dun-da-dha-da-du-daa
You're Gonna' Have A Good Time..." *Pan dances back to the sofa where the tan God like creature awaits*

*kes retrieves mari-rae's knitting from the sofa ... just in time*

Why Kes, we wouldn't muck up mari-rae's handy work!
Yo Gwennie did you know that Amos' shack is flooded too? He just gave me a hello. Has anyone heard from Lady C?

"MMMMMMM, Witch Babe let me guess, the 6th of December, no hold that, it must be the other half of my favourite number, the 9th. N'est pas?"


THINKS-Cool work with the knitting thing Kes-

::Sings:: We're going to a party-- party!!!
YEs we're going to a party-- party!!!
Oh, we're going to a party-- praty!!!
B-b-b-birthday!!!
Would you like to d-dance!??
B-b-b-birthday!!!
take a ch-ch-ch-chance!??

::is in BEATLES HEAVEN::

*Kasia comes in, with a huuuuuge for sultandude*

Happy B-day, old (?) boy

Hmm, pretty calm today, eh?

*Kasia looks at Pan* Jeez, can that woman sleep!!

Well Kasia, you HAVE heard of beauty sleep, no? That's how I keep my youthful appearance. If you sleep 20 hours per day,
you'll always have a fresh glow about you! (I think it's from the blood just laying there)
*starts dancing & singing* "Yes we're gonna' have a party-party.
You Say It's Your Birthday....dun-da-dun-da-da-dha-da-daa..."
*wonders where Sultandude got the info on my BD*

Huh! I´ve lost my letters. Can´t fi d ´em -ny mo e! H-ppy B-rthda-! Who´s B--thd. anyw...? Oh, wh´t a tro-ble!

It s 1st of D tomor-o, wi´l th-.e b a ne- thr-ad???

*E absolutely knocked out after 3 houres Adventcalenderbuilding...*

Did Englander make an advent calendar out of Legos!??

LOL!

That would be really a refreshing idea, though.

Pan: this is a good reason then, but how could I manage to do this 20-hours-beauty-sleep IRL AND have enough money for the living?!? If you have any good ideas, please let me know immediately

"I" (written in very Large lettering) wanted to make a Legocalender, but Engländer won at "lets-do-it-the-oldfashioned-cardboard-and-glue-type." And just look what he did! An "Adventomat" which dispences these plastic didgets that films are sold in, and alternating with the innards of Kinder-surprise". Now, he realy is childish. I had a marvolous idea of a lego dispencer, but he wouldn´t listen! So I will have to try next year again.

*E´s alter ego is full of expectatoin of tomorrow morning: Will it be a adventcalender filled with lego for him like last year????*

WOW... that'd be cool!!! I want an advent calendar with lego in it!!!

My grandmother used to buy chocolate-filled advent calendars for her grandchildren, until a few years ago, when my older brother ate all of the chocolate in a few days.... turns out that my cousin did the same... alas!!! I was the good obedient one!!!

Now NO MORE ADVENT CALENDARS!!!

s on Kes's Shoulder...

Kasia...all you need do is find a man, or several men who will make the money for you! Walla...all the beauty sleep you want!

You wouldn't be sleeping 20 hour days if i was the one making the money

Yes I would.
Hour one: I would spend rubbing your back, legs and various parts. (different days feet , & hands would require attention)
Hour two: sexual delights.
Hour three: While you shower, I'll be preparing a wonderful meal.
Hour four would be for housework , shower and tending any of your needs. And making sure you were comfy before I kiss you G-night.