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WOOAH a whole new cask of Amontillado!

Don't mind if I do

*a wobbling, slightly out of focus immage appears in the middle of the thread*

*olde style startreck transporter stylee*

*2legs staggered about having fallen through the worm hole* err. Oh, Hi, err, we, and this, its like, that, but only like this, sort of .. err, the same... but differnt... in a kinda ....

hey... lok can I stop staggering about now, is taht enough tto indicate the star-treck transporter-like-ness of the worm-hole-thinggy? I mean... like... I can't hold a pint whilst staggering about like this......

*collides with the wall and is confused it doesn't collapse like the set of the olde startreck*

hey... maan... that wall... like tried to... attack me or soemthing.... is this... is ... is it safe?

Be glad you stumbled into the wall, my good man! Had you stumled in another direction you might have entered into the *whispers dramatically* daaaarkest corner of the pub

There be goats Dead goats even

At least that's what I've been told

Anyway, sample this delightful golden sherry

goats?! derick! derick my goat! I wondered where she'd got too!

Erm, you may want to prepare yourself for some bad news regarding said goat

Even the of the goat appears to be dead by now

Let us spray

No, really, I mean don't we have a can of air freshener or the like

A toast! to Derick the goat!

Oh dear, g**ts again.

No-no-no

Just the return of the topic of speaking about the dead s of goats passed

for as lo as 1000 years did pass
Eternal truths that remain the same
the ghosts of dead goats past
forever come again and again,
a thousand thousand years once more,
universal truths reclaim,
speaking on the ghosts of dead goats, and drinking beer, always remain no smiley!

The goat, which over the hall of hootoo,
Standeth, and nippeth for food the boughs of the bar,
Is Derick; 2legs daily shall brim with her milk,
The sparkling mead which never can cease to flow.

oh, for 's sake .. someone get me a barrel of ..

A hippo in a bar with no ale is a worry, they say in the savanna

re 10: Sounds like you are ready for this, Hapi: http://h2g2.com/user/U176638/conversation/view/F69196/T6410113/page/168/#P3354 It may not be quite as good as Vogon poetry - but we're getting there

*hides*

BOO!

you scared me a bit

That was the dead of diseased goats past - I'm amazed it's still alive

Isn't it good that the doesn't smell.

You mean I can remove these plugs from out of my nostrils now?

No. The darkest corner still smells... weird.