h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Opens up the door to a new month*
Seems this is becoming a monthly thing?
*Fills a fresh ice bucket from the scotsman and places it on the bar counter. Polishes a dozen glasses and lines them up neatly for the revellers. Opens a bottle of Cape Chardonnay and pours a glass to taste*
Mmmm...good year!

*leaps in after getting somewhat lost in February*

Do they serve here?

i think you aren't allowed to smile when you ask for it...unless you want bubbles

No! No bubbles!

you could always leave the bottle open for a few hours...


Or how about ( - bubbles)

Could we do it this way - I'll order and they you will have bubbles and I'll have the rest.

tricky, but worth a try

Here!

Since the crew has been here for three or four days now, perhaps we should try to find our way back to the theatre......there may be some cues that need to be looked after.

Linus are you going to explain to Stagehand about the crew?

*puts her hands on her hips and taps her right foot*

Hmmmmm?

Next time we have some young men in here, Gwennie, I think we should tie Linus up first.

*Wonders why Linus is hiccoughing bubbles*

You might experience a slight difficulty in animating your crew Stagehand and they are in the kitchen if you want to see them for yourself

*Looks accusingly at Linus who shrugs and emits a loud belch*

*Emerges from the kitchen into March.*


If you are looking for what's left of your crew, Stagehand, I'm afraid I just gave the bigger bits to Gwennie's dogs.



Stick around and have an . Maybe another crew will show up.

Give them some beer and n2o and they go straight to the dogs.

What a crew-el fate!

Start the month with a bad pun and a good , I always say ...

*notices Linus rising toward the ceiling*

I think you'd better drink the rest of your bubbles yourself, Hati.



*kicks the jukebox into action, grabs Linus by his foot and hauls him to the floor*

I always like a dance partner who's light on his feet.

make the most of it. I'm not usually that way at all

What way are you normally then Linus?

*Wonders whether she should alert Rumour Control*

*Sits down in her rocker by the fireplace and has a nice . Picks up her knitting.*

March is a dull month, usually. Rumor Control might appreciate being alerted. Then again, if they show up here and are another bunch of nice young men they might not appreciate being alerted. Linus being the way he is, and all.

*Rocks and thinks and sips *

*recalls an old cap with the slogan "corduroy is groovy!"*
MR? Instant indigestion for me I'm afraid - something to do with the wine's tannin and my stomach juices So I stick to instead - or or

*downs the rest of the Cape Chardonnay*

No way I am going to drink the bubbles!
is what I need!