h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

who said anything about a head massage

The One Who Doesn't Do Backlog, methinks.

right .. a right y mess? no brains massage, no motorbike ride?

*Hobbles back into the Pub, leaning on her cane and picking the bugs out of her teeth.*

That new bike really goes!!

*Peers out of the back door*

So it does. Shouldn't you have taken it out of gear, or turned the engine off, or something?

let alone waking up WR before you left?

I hope WR's wearing his 40 DD crash helmets

I don't know how to shut the bike off. I'll just go out and give it a good whack with my cane..

don't worry, I'll do that for you
I'll be back before lunch!

* rapidly moves out, sits on the bike and roars away *

* far, far away, the thunder of a BMW 1200 GS can be heard *

*Savours a peaceful *

* returns *

nice bike .. WR I only tried the highway. I saw one speedtrap, maybe a bit too late but that wouldn't be much of a problem I hope

a friend once said there's nothing better than feeling 1200cc revving up between your legs. She had a Harley Davidson

buy a harley
buy the best
ride a mile
- and walk the rest

H-D's are very popular with the butch crowd...nothing like an 80 cubic inch v*brat*r to bring out the best O's - A pity the OOH's and AAH's are drowned out by those VERY LOUD EXHAUSTS they all seem to have fitted...

(Mine has a Sebring pipe which adds some power and midrange torgue with much milder note and doesn't melt and/or set our plastic number plates alight - unlike the stock pipe!)

WR

" nothing like an 80 cubic inch v*brat*r " .. yes..?? and your comment was??

do they custom make those for dinos, i wonder?

... would they ??


to google for "harley devidson" , custom , dinosaur

Fascinating...

mm.. I couldn't find anything yet.. there must be a market for these sort of things

*Shuts the door to the alley. Goes into the kitchen. Bakes. Serves all around with a pots of and .*

No reason, just felt like baking!

Brownies?