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Crossed Purposes - January 2003
Hypatia Posted Jan 13, 2003
How about 
skin cushions for the chairs?
lamb chops...leg of lamb...lamb stew...shish kabob!
Linus, what kind of wine goes with lamb?
Crossed Purposes - January 2003
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Jan 13, 2003
I would be recommending a fairly heavy 
say an Australian Shiraz or Cabernet Sauvignon, or your local equivalent.
Crossed Purposes - January 2003
Hypatia Posted Jan 13, 2003
A glass of Cabernet Sauvignon coming up.............
going down, I mean.......it usually doesn't come up unless I have the entire bottle. 
*goes to the kitchen to find pearl onions, zucchini and red peppers for the kabobs*
Crossed Purposes - January 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 13, 2003
...*tries to push all her friends out into the alley but they refuse to leave their bar stools and drinks...*
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Hypatia Posted Jan 13, 2003
Pan, stop being so pushy! We'll save you a kabob. 
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Jan 13, 2003
She's looking a bit ish to me.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 13, 2003
what's wrong with your eyes, linus?
everyone knows pan is a 
and a nice one too 
Crossed Purposes - January 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 13, 2003
I'll juss be in the alley, on 'my' ledge with the electric blanket and a bottle and a smoke...So, don't think you're gonna' be able to pull the wool over my eyes. I've laid traps.
...*wonders who'll have what to say about THAT?!?!...*
Crossed Purposes - January 2003
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Jan 13, 2003
i was wondering what that lasoo around my 
was for
Crossed Purposes - January 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 13, 2003
...and have you figured it out?
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Hypatia Posted Jan 14, 2003
Pandora, you're such a tart!
Squirts a little more lighter fluid on the charcoal.
Choke....cough
They asked me how I knew...
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 14, 2003
that done yet? 
:: starts lining up ::
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 14, 2003
...*stuffs gum into her ears and a clothes pin onto her dainty lil' nose...pulles the blanket over her head and let's her twisted pals have their fun...as IF she could stop um...*
Crossed Purposes - January 2003
Just Another Number Posted Jan 14, 2003
*lines up behind Hati and hence misses out on the * 
Quick, 
We need top-ups!
Pierce... that is starting to look a little singed - it started off as a ! 
Do you think we should shave the wool off them, then we could knit Pan a new Eclectic Blanket! I think she'd appreciate that!
Crossed Purposes - January 2003
Hati Posted Jan 14, 2003
I didn't!
I never mention those, I just drink 'em. 
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Hypatia Posted Jan 14, 2003
Set em up...drink em down...set em up again!
Hey Pan...........you have any other little gentle critters we can barbecue?
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jan 14, 2003
...*hears thru the lousy 'gum' ear plugs...* 
Hey...I LOVE BILL COLLECTORS! 
Oh, pa-leeze do NOT harm the wonderful BILL COLLECTORS.
...*rolls over and swigs on her bourbon...* Ya' know...I'd tell ya' all ta' "Bite ME"......but after I say that...someone usually does. So, have your fun! Rip the flesh from a little lambsie-disie...don't forget to suck the bones dry whilst you're at it.
...*pulls the blanket back over her head...*
Crossed Purposes - January 2003
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Jan 15, 2003
? It must be drunken lamb 
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Crossed Purposes - January 2003
- 81: Hypatia (Jan 13, 2003)
- 82: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Jan 13, 2003)
- 83: Hypatia (Jan 13, 2003)
- 84: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jan 13, 2003)
- 85: Hypatia (Jan 13, 2003)
- 86: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Jan 13, 2003)
- 87: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jan 13, 2003)
- 88: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jan 13, 2003)
- 89: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Jan 13, 2003)
- 90: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jan 13, 2003)
- 91: Hypatia (Jan 14, 2003)
- 92: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jan 14, 2003)
- 93: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jan 14, 2003)
- 94: Hati (Jan 14, 2003)
- 95: Just Another Number (Jan 14, 2003)
- 96: Coniraya (Jan 14, 2003)
- 97: Hati (Jan 14, 2003)
- 98: Hypatia (Jan 14, 2003)
- 99: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jan 14, 2003)
- 100: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Jan 15, 2003)
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