h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... coughs politely, just thought I'd tell you I am not a Chow - do I look like one? act like one? hmm?

Better be on the safe side though ... ducks under couch ... pulling bowl of with her ... at Gwennie's s: this is mine, all mine - glaring with green

Why a chow, dear ? Well, the purple tongue might have been a clue...or have you been at the Shiraz, again?

reckoned I was a Chow



- see!

Yup! Shiraz, my girl!

*Pulls the coats onto Spike, Jess, Zoe, and Kim. The four s all wag their tails and grin at her.*

Look at that, they know how splendid they are!

*Slips a treat to Shirps.* They may be splendid, but you are magnificent!





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look at the bright side, honey: you're not alone

nope, , i didn't reckon you were a chow, i merely read that the s name is Kill Chow Chow

as far as i know these s are not specifically choosy with what kind of dogs they serve

& jumps into Gwennie's arms: save me, save me, I'll be nice to your poochies I promise ()

for the warning

Urg! Korean hot dog and chips......................

the chips are probably made of liquified concrete ...

enjoy

I had a chow named chips once. You're right Shirps~! How Dare you comare our Shirps to a chow?! You want a lovely breed of strong, protective dogs to get a bad reputation? Shirps is a 'one-of-a-kind'. I'm quite sure the Westminster Kennel Club with allow her breed in any decade now.

Boy do those dogs look dumb in coats!
I guess I mean, boy don't they look wonderful!

...awww DerbyI had hoped someone would bite, er, come up with The Beatles Revolution! I was wondering how flipping many times I was gonna' haveta' say revolution(s) before some smart a, er, wise guy took the bait.

I say marithat brew is mighty smooooth, as always.
...*out of the corner of her mouth she whispers to Derby not to drink it ...points to Kes & Pierce...*see them? they been drinkin' mari-rae's stuff for six years.
jussss look at um! good grief man, Kes is only...*counts on her fingers
& toes & some of Derby's fingers...* he's only 42! don't drink it!
...*raises her cup to mari ...pours it into 's bowl when mair's not looking.

...*chucks a ham bone up side Gwennie's head...*
For the hon!

Awww...this is the way to spend the first part of the new year. The second part
of the new year and the rest of the parts of the new year until we have a new year. Then it'll be nice to spend THAT new year's first part here as well as the second part of that new year as well as the...*is pelted by empty ale mugs...*


Some things remain consistant. PARTY~!
...you say you want a revolu-u-u-ution...
...*dances around Derby with a glass of merlot in hand...now wearing Hati's hat...and still smoking Hati's cake...*

God is a concept
By which we measure
Our pain
Ill say it again
God is a concept
By which we measure
Our pain
I dont believe in magic
I dont believe in I-ching
I dont believe in Bible
I dont believe in tarot
I dont believe in Hitler
I dont believe in Jesus
I dont believe in Kennedy
I dont believe in Buddha
I dont believe in Mantra
I dont believe in gita
I dont believe in yoga
I dont believe in kings
I dont believe in Elvis
I dont believe in Zimmerman
I dont believe in Beatles
I just believe in me
Yoko and me
And thats reality
The dream is over
What can I say?
The dream is over
Yesterday
I was the dreamweaver
But now Im reborn
I was the Walrus
But now Im John
And so dear friends
You just have to carry on
The dream is over

i thought i remembered john also saying "i dont believe in revolution". well, seems he didn't. however i thought these lyrics were interesting (and even important) enough so i chose to quote them anyway

'...you say you want a revolution? Yeah..you know...' - there sweet Pan!

What is in this stuff? I feel sort of....dreamy, and very happy, and NAUGHTY!.......all at once. Why is the ceiling floating away? Why is everything - coloured? Why does Ms Pan look like Honor Blackman and Rachel Welch and Angelina Jolie, all rolled into one? Hmmmmmmmmm..............................drifts away, humming '...Day after day, alone on the hill, the man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still....

let's all get up and dance to a song that was a hit before your mother was born

*Contributes to the Revolution by spinning around on barstool*

::watches the revolving kes ::

*Rocks on...*

Watch this then: stands on her head - spins round with tail doing a secondary spinning motion ... bet you can't do that - I have a third revolution going on too, but you can't see that - windmills in my mind

resting after all that terrible exertion

Give that some 99%!

*hums*
"I am the egg-man,
they are the egg-men,
I am the Walrus,
coo-coo-Ka-choo..."
*ponders*