h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Adds a pinch of cayenne to the cauldron and ladles out a bowlful for Wrinkled Rocker and Kes.*

This will set you up again. Mmmmm... open wide... Through the teeth and over the tongue, look out stomach here it comes.... yum yum...

... aaaatishoo! ... curls up tighter

WHAT the Fraggle Rock is IN that stuff? It just took all the 'gold' off my nice, new, 'gold' watch!!

let me guess: you got it from your grandfather on his death bed - for 20 bucks?

Why would he want 20 male deer, for goodness sake?

DOEn't be dsl!

Now, there's no need to fawn over me, dear Gwennie!

oh deer

thinking hard ... trying to decide whether to change persona to a ... Thumper - yay!! Thinks again - they live outside

Decides to sing: doe a deer, a female deer ...

woken up & looking for refreshment

there you go

and go is what i'll do too. time to head home for baked salmon with blue poppy seeds, a little pasta, chili spiced -sauce with olives, bits of carrots, corn, onions, ginger, herbes de provence and of course: sprinkled with partisan cheese

Partisan cheese? Gawd! That stuff is armed to the teeth...........or it the one that does harm to your teeth?

I like it with a spicy cucumber dressing, and little garlic toasts!

Thought you'd be making venison for some reason....


*Finishes knitting the h2g2 coats for Gwennie's *

Here you are, Gwennie. Shall we call them in and see if the coats fit?

Noooooooooooo! I'm the only in here - couldn't you go & visit them?

not afraid of competition

Competition? WHAT competition? Why is that no-one told me about the "Smelly G**t of the Universe" thing? Who bought the TV rights - Sky Sports? I'll be if I'm judging - AGAIN!

...*at the sound of the word: poppy...awakens from her very lady-like drunken stuper...*
Is it mid-night yet? Has anyone dropped the ball?
...*pulls a mirror & eye colors from a pouch tied to her side...starts putting lip gloss & such on her forehead...*Why's everyone looking at me that way? Again? I'm just making up my mind!
I don't see what the big deal about making New Years revolutions is ... that's what I'm making my mind up about right now.
All I need to do is decide if I'm going to spin to the right or to the left.
...hmmmmm... Keeping revolutions isn't hard. Just deciding which way to turn is the difficult part. At least I always keep my revolutions!
'Cept for that year I tried whilst sitting on the sofa ...
Live & learn, hey?!
Happy New Years Dears~!!!!

...*sits with Hati...*Gotta' get nice & buzzed for all the kissin'.



I haven't missed all the kissin'!?! Have I?!

*Ladles out some of her special pick-me-up out of the cauldron and hands it to Pandora. *

I gave some to Kes and WR and so far they seemed completely stunned with gratitude.

Shirps, maybe you just don't like all the butt sniffing that goes on when dogs meet?

Fantastic coats! Thanks Mari!

Pish! Posh! Shirps. My are all very friendly - lots of waggy tails and bum sniffing aside and I promise not to let them stay in the pub for long.

*Wanders across to the pub door, opens it and call out at the top of her voice*

DOGGIES! COME AND SEE GWENNIE!

*Gwennie's SpikeJessKimZoe hurtle through the door and Shirps disappears under a mass of wagging tails, paws and tongues*

LEAVE IT AND SIT DOWN! No...Not on top of Shirps!

*Holds out a handful of doggie drops and her four pooches instantly give their undivided attention to Gwennie*

There you go Mari. Time for a doggie fashion show.

Well ... ... I have never been accosted like that before ... shakes herself, smoothes down her hair & checks her new coat hasn't been damaged nor her claws ... sits elegantly on the couch sipping her ... showing the other mutts that she is superior to them & wouldn't dream of lowering herself by running to a human just for a few doggie drops

I suspect those s will be quite happy on a walk - - but can they walk with the elegance I did?

keeping the other s in their place - on the floor

::reads the menu::

uh-oh, it's korean week you'd better hide under the couch with you

the s name reads Kill Chow Chow...

Ms PAN! Good gravy!

WHERE have you been..........? Allow me to drag this large barrel of 'Aphro-Splash, The Leader in Full Strength Aphrodisiacs' over to where you are! Puts on Beatles "Revolution"..........