h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sits quietly under the table hoping that the robot won't notice her or take her as a dirt*

*Passes a large under the table to Hati.*

*throws another piece of in the general direction of the cleaningbot just for the fun of it. Bot excedes an arm (I guess it was initialized by that red button...)and eats it...

Thanks,Kes. How is it going on there?

Is it safe to order an , yet ?

I am not sure about it, I better stay where I am.

*E has a look under the table...*

Here, have a


*throws*

:: The real significance of the red button becomes clear as the legobot transforms into LegoLenin, legendary leader of the BolshiBrick party and liberator of construction materials in general. Starts tugging at loose floorboard that runs under table where Hati is hiding ::

*H gets directly into face and sits there with a very face looking through the as if it was a monocle*

*Hands out several s and s before the robot starts "cleaning" the bar!*

Fancy trying another button, Kes ? Severe danger of spillage here !

*feels very insecure observing robots action, evacuates from her location and hides herself behind Kes' back*

OK ... now pushing the purple button!

:: Purple being the colour of the Church, LegoLenin transforms into LegoLuther. Wanders off to the darkest corner and starts quietly preaching in German to a wall while the jukebox quietly plays Es sungen drei Engel ::

Emergency solved, Kes. Well done . Maybe the sparkly button is the one for cleaning duty but it's safe enough for now !!

I don't know how I feel about under these conditions.

:: Hands Hati his towel ::

You'll feel better without the monocle, Hati

But I thought that looked stylish and sophisticated.

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Since when have style and sophistication been regulars at the CP <BB<

*eats up her last finally and gives Seth back his towel*
Thanks, I think I'll try to look without this monocle, it didn't help anyway.

You could borrow this smilie's glasses:

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