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Crossed Purposes: July 2001
Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Jul 22, 2001
*Sultandude grabs the soda water syphon form the bar and washes the cheesecake from his face, wipes the water with his towel being careful not to flash anybody*
"Seth, eat your heart out Pleine 3 18:00 hrs. ce soir = Dee-Dee."
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 22, 2001
...inflatable companions... I am sure Sultandude knows all about them!!!
And I shall not finish off your evil dirty work, my dear Gwennie!!! I haven't the heart!!!
Instead I'll eat some cheesecake with Pierce!!! YAY!!!
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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Jul 22, 2001
"My dear Dragonfly, has no need for inflatable companions as IRL there are companions too many, I'm pleaded to say. The real problem is the lack of time."
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Gwennie Posted Jul 22, 2001
Lack of time Sultandude me old mucker? 
I'd have thought a chap of your *ahem* standing would just about be able to handle plenty of quickies!
Or do you prefer to aim more for quality rather than quantity? 
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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Jul 22, 2001
"Quality is such a nice concept, however as you are probably aware, sometimes selfishness, laziness, and alcohol can get in the way."
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Gwennie Posted Jul 22, 2001
Tsk! What a thing to confess! Shame on you young man! 
*Grins maliciously over the top of her 
*
I shouldn't imagine that too many of your partners return for another "helping"!
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Researcher 168814 Posted Jul 22, 2001
Ever read "Wilt" by Tom Sharpe? There´s an inflatable girlfriend in that...
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 22, 2001
*Linda as in Linda Lovelace, star of the famous/infamous adult-movie "Deep Throat" - she resembles one of those inflatable girlfriends, BTW...
...or so I'm told*
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Gwennie Posted Jul 22, 2001
Well you should know !
Tom Sharp is one of my favourite authors, E! Many is the time that I have read one of his books whilst using public transport and have as a result suffered a fit of the giggles, recovered my composure only to stumble onto yet another mirth-inducing scenario and then completely "loose it" (Much to the disdain of my fellow passengers who started to clear a space around me!).
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 22, 2001
Actually, I've never seen that movie. I've seen others, sure, but not that. Lack of education?
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Researcher 168814 Posted Jul 22, 2001
Let´s lack our education together then, and have an
Here´s to you !
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jul 22, 2001
*snaps back from her trance* Ahh, that was nearly as good as sleeping! (winks at everyone) *still refusing to use that awful winky face*
A few friends from the local Fire Dept. (are forever picking on me)
Climed in through a back window of a little house I had before the cabin. They dressed a blow-up thingy & sat her in a corner chair. When I came home late 
AAAAAAAHHHHHH! Scared the cornflakes right outta' me! AH-HA! I'd tell you other pranks but I'm afraid of the Moderators.
I'm sooo glad SD. is still getting around. *wonders if heated water beds are good for aching bones*
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jul 22, 2001
*Has been listening to the conversations and laughing quietly to herself. Sets down her knitting, handing Pierce his new frilly eyepatch.*
Yes, it was Joe Cocker. And the tune is Song For You. My best friend introduced me to it. Do you know that I love all of you to pieces? I am so happy that you are in my life, even in this small way.
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Researcher 168814 Posted Jul 22, 2001
*E kicks the jukebox to see if it will come up with something fitting*
::Jukebox::Oh what a wonderful woooooorrrrld...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 22, 2001
YAY!!!
Mari-rae
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Researcher 168814 Posted Jul 22, 2001
*E sits himself next to mari-rae*
Hey, tell us something about life. I think you know quite a bit of it, don´t you?
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 22, 2001
OOOO!!! YES!!! TELL US!!!.... please!??
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Jul 23, 2001
Yes, even the little bits you can remember would be good Mari
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jul 23, 2001
Life is like a box of chocolates...
Life is what you make of it...
Life! Don't talk to me about life!...
Life, however you may choose to rate it, is still better than the known alternatives...
We are endowed with certain inalienable rights, that among these are LIFE, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness...
Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans...
That's life, that's what people say...
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Kumetanzuka the capricious Posted Jul 23, 2001
*applauds* oh lovely mari-rae!
Hello everyone! I've just got back from Crater Labs, and Affy gave me a bargain. Along with the cheesecake tree, I got a minibar that can whip up any drink one so desires, ON TAP! Even blender drinks and pangalactic gargle-blasters. And it comes with a bouncer-bot that can remove drunks from the bar if they start getting rowdy.
*looks pointedly at Sultandude*
Affy says you have to talk slow to the bot though, and be firm with hit, as it's limited in intelligence, and may get over-zealous in its job.
Is Kes around? I think he should be the first to recieve this wonderful little plant, as it was engineered for him.
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Crossed Purposes: July 2001
- 421: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Jul 22, 2001)
- 422: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 22, 2001)
- 423: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Jul 22, 2001)
- 424: Gwennie (Jul 22, 2001)
- 425: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Jul 22, 2001)
- 426: Gwennie (Jul 22, 2001)
- 427: Researcher 168814 (Jul 22, 2001)
- 428: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jul 22, 2001)
- 429: Gwennie (Jul 22, 2001)
- 430: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jul 22, 2001)
- 431: Researcher 168814 (Jul 22, 2001)
- 432: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jul 22, 2001)
- 433: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Jul 22, 2001)
- 434: Researcher 168814 (Jul 22, 2001)
- 435: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 22, 2001)
- 436: Researcher 168814 (Jul 22, 2001)
- 437: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 22, 2001)
- 438: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Jul 23, 2001)
- 439: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Jul 23, 2001)
- 440: Kumetanzuka the capricious (Jul 23, 2001)
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