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Crossed Purposes: July 2001
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 17, 2001
In another few knickers your brain will be gone!?? Herrrmmm...
There is a Frilly Knicker Shop at h2g2, you know...
No, I don't have the link... 
!!!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jul 17, 2001
Thanks...but I don't like anything TOO frilly...that gets people thinking I'm a lady! 
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Gwennie Posted Jul 17, 2001
And we wouldn't want that now, would we? 
*Whispers to Pan*
Psst! Pan! Your skirt is rucked up at the back! 
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Researcher 168814 Posted Jul 17, 2001
*choking on remnants of cheesecake*
THiF iF UNFÄÄ! I´F NO SCHANF FO FING THE FONG FROO FE ENGGF...JUFF BEKAUFF OFF FYOUR DMN RRRLY MONINGF ...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 17, 2001
What about damn early mornings, E!?? 
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Researcher 168814 Posted Jul 17, 2001
*splutter*
Go read that d**n backlog and you´ll get to know why I got my mouth stuffed with WONDERFUL cheesecake. Look at the mess it made on the sofa!! I´d get her to clean it.
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Kes Posted Jul 17, 2001
*Wakes*
Aha! A pint of 
, a small portion of cheesecake, (please) and no change of underwear required. 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 18, 2001
Kes!!! 
E, I know why you got the cheesecake in the cakehole.
And no one has to clean the sofa, because my couch is not a sofa. It's a couch, and a purple one at that!!! SO, when you say there's cheesecake on the sofa, it can't be on the purple couch at the same time, can it!?? 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 18, 2001
Hi there!!!
Well, there's the whole Improbability Drive thing... It really can't happen... or... maybe I refuse to accept that my purple couch has any wasted cheesecake on it!!! OH THE MESS!!! OH THE BLASPHEMY!!! 
But it's ok... the natural purple couch is not only all-natural, but easy to clean!!!
::demonstrates::
PERFECT!!!
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Kes Posted Jul 18, 2001
The infinite improbability vacuum cleaner! It just shifts the item being cleaned into a state where it was never dirty!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 18, 2001
There you go!!! That's what I meant!!! Thanks!!!
Can it do that with Pan's underwear!??
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jul 18, 2001
*Gives Sultandude a friendly WHACK with her cane...*
Hehehe! You are funny!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 18, 2001
::cringes at the friendly whack sound::
I mean... can it make knickers where there were none!??
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Researcher 168814 Posted Jul 18, 2001
The reason of it´s success at parties was, because it could put the underwere of the hostess somee feet to the left (or right) of her...if I remember rightly
So Pan seems only to follow tradition...
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Kes Posted Jul 18, 2001
I never thought of using it for that purpose ... I once made it change a beerglass to the state where it was full again ... but that had the side effect of making me sober again before I re-drank the beer ...
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Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man Posted Jul 18, 2001
"hmmm! Interesting concept. Not sure if it has much mileage in the beer application, but would volunteer for the experiment."
"At least tell us what colour they are Marie-Rae."
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jul 18, 2001
...hey... that's how we can find out all about Mari-rae's knickers...
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Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) Posted Jul 18, 2001
Underwear??? What the h**l are you all talking about?? 
*Kasia scratches her head: does it mean I must read the backlog???*
Oh, hi, Spass an der Freud Looking at your nick, you could be German?? Please do write something about yourself at your personal space, so that we could pop in...
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Researcher 168814 Posted Jul 18, 2001
Nah, forget the backlog. Just look into your futere with the knickers and all aprox. 1 ft to your left (or right)...
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Crossed Purposes: July 2001
- 341: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 17, 2001)
- 342: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Jul 17, 2001)
- 343: Gwennie (Jul 17, 2001)
- 344: Researcher 168814 (Jul 17, 2001)
- 345: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 17, 2001)
- 346: Researcher 168814 (Jul 17, 2001)
- 347: Kes (Jul 17, 2001)
- 348: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 18, 2001)
- 349: Spass an der Freud (Jul 18, 2001)
- 350: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 18, 2001)
- 351: Kes (Jul 18, 2001)
- 352: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 18, 2001)
- 353: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Jul 18, 2001)
- 354: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 18, 2001)
- 355: Researcher 168814 (Jul 18, 2001)
- 356: Kes (Jul 18, 2001)
- 357: Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man (Jul 18, 2001)
- 358: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jul 18, 2001)
- 359: Kasia, P.S. of Syncopation,Muse of Classic Goo Fans, Keeper of Rainbows, Zaphodista (visit Crossed Purposes Pub: A429310) (Jul 18, 2001)
- 360: Researcher 168814 (Jul 18, 2001)
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