h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks decidely ill at the mention of food, and starts fumbling in her purse for some hangover pills*

Tweetie, anywhere we can find hangover pills in the Manor?

Are you telling me I am the only one here? Well in that case I will help myself to a sound mug of whiskey while I wait for breakfast. Not good eating on an empty stomach.

*Kes wanders in looking surprisingly well, cheerful and not hung over> He helps himself to a pint of bitter*.

Anyone seen a mobile 'phone around here? I left it behind after the party.

I think maybe you should ask the lovely maid with the very short skirt.

Vast amounts of neat alcohol. Very quickly. If I don't pass out in 10 minutes please knock me unconscious. I'm having a very bad online day, and I don't want to notice any more crap.

Bob: Youcan look but you carnt tuch just a worning this time I dont want to add to my list of victems if I dont have to

I hate to see women getting knocked unconscious so for gods sake give the lady vast amounts of alcohol. Where should we start? 68% Stroh Rum? That should do it!

Thank you Pierce.

~falls unconscious~
~briefly opens one eye~
wake me on Wednesday would you. there's a good chap. Unless something interesting happens before then

~lapses back into catatonia~

Yes, Schnapps, please. Peppermint, peach, whatever you got. A bottle of each, please. Thank you.

*lugs the bottles out with her*

*wonders what's wrong with Mina*
Afternoon all. Pint of champagne please.

Howdy all. Mine's an absinthe with Cherry Coke, please. I need to forget, temporarily, my current RL situation. Until Farscape, anyway.

*sob*
*sniffle*
*another sob*
Any hugs going round here?
St.Bob just left
Bloody damned RL!
I'm with you, Mina.
Wake me up in October.

Do I detect a general atmosphere of doom, gloom and despondency?


I wish I could watch the Olympics at work. Watching the Uzbekistani synchronised regurgitating team would be more fun than the rest of RL for myself at present. [Lapses into furthest extremes of self-pity...]

*Returns to the bar briefly for more Schnapps. Sees sad looking GB, and gives her a big hug*

Oh, GB. It'll be alright. You know, sometimes I think life would be a lot easier if we were all lesbians. Sorry, I'm no good to be around right now.

*Gives GB another hug and kisses her cheek. Grabs several bottles of Schnapps and goes back to her archery practice in the gardens*

~wakes up again as she senses her friend is miserable too~

GB honey, don't cry.
~hugs and cuddles for at least 10 minutes~

Petunia, yes, lesbianism is looking better by the day. But beware, when I said that in a forum on Friday night when I was slightly tipsey I got asked for photos.

How you doing now GB?

*Enters looking worn out*
Look, I know Im underage but I diont care. Give us something large and deadly alcoholic NOW!

*hands hezher a PGGB.
Whispers:There's a fresh stock of chocolate in the chocolate pantry!
Mina, I'm OK, I think.
Petunia, sorry hon, but I love men too much to ever give them up.
But I'll take all the hugs & kisses on offer.
N7, come here.
*BIG HUG*

*hugs back*

Ok GB, glad to hear it.
Now, who's round is it?