h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*hugs Courtney*
Happy Birthday, hon.
All the best.
Have a great party, and don't worry about the mess, the maid'll clean up

*hugs G.B. back* thanks does this mean I don't have to w*rk today?

W*rk?
On your birthday?
No way!
Open your cards & pressies & get drunk on Lord M.K*, that's enough w*rk for you, my girl!
Everyone who couldn't stay sends their love, there's cards & pressies on the bar.....
*disappears in the direction of the kitchen
*returns 3 minutes later carrying a huge birthday cake which she sets down on one of the bar tables.
Pierce leaps forward on his good leg to light the candles...
There!
Come on, Courtney!
Blow them out & make a wish!!!

*takes a deep breath and blows out the candles* This is chocolate cake right?

* M.K passes by in his silly House of Lords attire on his way to his governmental limo... *

Courtney can get drunk on his lordship anytime...

Happy Birthday Courtney !!!

I've left you a present on the bar...

If you don't like it, I hear emeralds do have quite a good resale value...

Although, I could always pop by your room later and give you something else in lieu...

Lord M.K*

Most chocking dear!

*Mutters to himself and the nearest bystanders: And soon you'll find out that it is drenched with oher aphrodisiacs as well.. It's a damned shame I always have to leave this time of day...*

Here's too the birthday girl!

Thanks Pierce. *walks over to the bar and opens M.K.'s gift* It's beautiful. M.K. you can come to my room anytime I always keep chocolate chip cookies around

Of course it's chocolate!!!
What did you expect the Patron of the Chocolate Lovers Fan Club to get you!
Now cut it & I'll fetch the plates & we'll pass it round!

*picks up knife and begins cuttinf the cake* I'm sorry G.B. I should have known better. mmmmmm chocolate and frosting think of all the possibilities

Hehehe
I like your style, Courtney!
Make sure you save a bid wedge for us & we'll smother Lord M.K* with it later, eh?

mmmmm choclate covered Lord topped with frosting.

Hehehe
sounds fantastic!
*tastes another piece of birthday cake

The door to the Bar opens....
Seven strides in confidently, her hands behind her back, royalty-style.
What is happening here?
Where is the Human named Chrome?

GB, erh pardon, St. GB,
Could it be that we may have too much in common as in never let 2 women cook in the same kitchen? How did you know one of my favorite mottos is "CTM"..."Call the Maid." What zodiac sign are you? Just to check if my theory is correct? Leo? perhaps....

Happpy Birthday Courtney! Let them eat cake.
***JLC gives Courtney the traditional Parisian token of affectionate greeting: 4 kisses, alternating cheeks quickly, before Courtney can feign embarassment***
Sincerly,
Worlds of Love & Best Wishes for many more Happy Ones!
JLC the TTP

*almost choking on her cake*
I am sorry, but I don't talk with my mouth full.
And I have absolutely no intention of stopping eating this cake to converse with you. Anyway you're wrong.
*starts eating another piece of cake*

Cake?
Can I have some?

Certainly Mina!
*places a piece of cake in Mina's mouth*

mmmmmm
thanks honey
~licks GB's fingers~

Ooh! I do love it when you do that, Mina!
*giggles*
*offers Mina another piece of cake