h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*walks in and sees the comotion* whats going on? oh no, wait *reaches into her bag and retieves nitro pills* here try these.

Strewth, not again!
*helps MK up but doesn't know what to do with him, so puts him down again*

Hi Ev, have a pint of Champagne that I have been saving just for you. It might be a bit warm though, it's been here all day.

*GB comes back with a glass of water, holds up Lord M.K*'s head, lets him drink a sip, then Courtney puts a couple of pills into his mouth.
GB gives him another sip of water.
Lord M.K* stirs, moans, swallows, opens his eyes, from his position of being approximately 2 inches away from GB's ample busom, everyone in the room is surprised he doesn't pass out again, immediately!
However, he seems remarkably perky!
Rather embarrased, he gets up, thanks everyone for their help {except EV, who just stood there looking} and quickly leaves, muttering something about a feline....?

Well, that's the last time I help you up, you ungrateful...
*suddenly remembers that Lord MK is his host*
Er, champagne you say, Mina? Splendid.

* He wanders back in, in a daze... *

* He wonders who put up the one man tent in his trousers... *

Lord M.K*

GB decides to leave Mina & EV drinking warm champagne....and she sets off upstairs to check on Lord M.K*....

Where's my bloody Tequila Sunrise?

Mine's an Orange Screwdriver. I need to put some drive into my screwing

We ~really~ didn't need to know that, Will....btw, Greebo has posted the question, under another thread!
I'll have a PGGB please, Mandarb....will you join me? In a drink I mean,

I just can't hold these lines back. Perhaps I should go for treatment in your shoppe

*goes behind the bar* heres your bloody tequila sunrise egon. *slams drink on bar*
One orange screwdriver for Will, with a little extra kick, and a PGGB for GT.B. anything else guys?

MORE BOOZE!

Hiya Mina! Drank that warm champagne already?
Have a PGGB.....ish very goooooood

Hi, somebody call a mage, I just happen to have a spare resurection spell if itis needed to liven up the wake, (well we can always kill her again if we need another good excuse for a party). Considering all of the good looking characters in here, how about calling this place "manna from heaven"? and why didn't anyone from one of the other partys that we've all been to bother to invite me to this one (or at least tell me where it was).
I'll have a pggb please

Why do you sound ~so~ familiar???

U can E mage. Xyroth, did you get my demure foto in black velvet? I sent it to your site, more coming....I just thought I'd send something tame as an introduction. It being the first foto I've ever tried to sent through the WWW. WOL, JLC the TTP

*GB runs off screaming into the night......

*GB sneaks up to the bar & hands a bottle to Mandarb.
Be a honey & put that in JLC the TTP's next drink, please.
I'll make sure you get your reward in Heaven
Mandarb: It'll be my pleasure GB.
GB:

*wanders up behind GB, and takes note of the label on the bottle*
*commits the name to memory, and strolls over to Will with a smile on her face...*
*comes back up for air after a few minutes and grins*
I'll be happy to help you with that drive