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I have some nice lotions for just such complaints, Sir

Hey guys...what're you having?

Mandarb! Just the man I need - A PGGB if you would, and by the way, has "she" been round again??? I have a loaded shotgun primed & ready in my room, and I need a good look-out.
I ~wondered~ why people kept spelling your name wrong! I thought it was just one of those unfortunate typo's, you know, easily done once or twice, but everybody seemed to be doing it with your name!
I am so used to Ivor Biggun calling me "BG" that it doesn't bother me, it must be the effect I have on him....
*leans across the bar showing generous amounts of cleveage and accepts the PGGB
Thanks, hon.

* M.K turns to GB... *

Yes... Well I'll pop up at your room later...

* M.K wrestles with the temptation to put these '' in that sentence... I wonder where ? *

Barman !!! Something Fancy !!!

Lord M.K*

*Lifts up a bottle marked "something fancy"*

Would you like your something fancy poured or by the neck?

* Grabs bottle... *

A scoth for the road my good man. infact you better give me the bottle just to be shure.
*then to everyons suprise insted of taking the normal sized bottle that was placeed on the bar for him he reches behind it and takes down the one which holds a gallon*
There thats should do.
He walks out the bar in the dirction of the car park.*

Well...!

So who's going as what tomorrow?

Well, I was planning to go as GB but I haven't got the legs for it !!!

Lord M.K*

Is that a compliment or an insult?

* M.K has a flashback of GB in school uniform... *

Uh...er, what ???

Lord M.K*

My icq says "it is dangerously low on resourses" and I don't even know what that means
Now it won't even load
Help!

M.K* that uniform is safely stored away & it will be back to haunt you!
Rebooting as we speak.....

* Mandarb hands M.K a mixer... *

Now that's just the tonic !!!

* Some in the more esoteric 'school' of thought know what he was getting at... *

* Or whom, more to the point... *

So, Mandrab you seem to be 'fitting in' around here ?

So what are you going as ?

Lord M.K*

*harlf an houer later walkis back in perfectly sober but carring the emplty bottle. He puts the bottle on the bar*
I wonder how many people would complane if I went as my self.
*looks round the bar at all he glering faces*
Well I gess that is just about every boddy. God It is to early for me to think any one know where I can get some strong coffy.

M.K* you are obsessed.....I am not telling you what I am going as - just know I will not be in drag!

Afternoon all, what's this rumour about a masked ball?

Large drinks someone please. Bloody small cars. Can't fit stuff in them.

*offers Bob a strong cup of coffee

Well I never did like to leave a young man in need.....

Gee !!!

Who is being the Head Mistress now then !!!

Lord M.K*