h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How do you people manage on so little sleep?

They don't have parents ragging on them when they try to pull an all-nighter

My parents luckily live in another house.

I'm not even going to ask what kind of a house you live in

It's a very nice house.
Full of unexpected pleasures.

For whom is the pleasure unexpected?

For me. No one else's pleasure is important.

I don't think we've been introduced. Hi, I'm Silly Willy, but you can call me SW if it makes you feel better. I have strange relationships and a fixation with green.

Hello Silly Willy.
I used to know a schoolboy that liked green......
Maybe you'd like a green sweetie? I seem to have some left over.

~rustles a paper bag looking hopeful~

That would be most kind.
*Takes sweet*
I don't know why you call this a dungeon, it's quite fun actually. I get offered tea and sweets and then I'm whisked away by some beautiful archangel.

*touches SW on the shoulder*
Hello

*Almost faints*
Hello, you're looking......heavenly tonight

Thanks
Hey- weren't you at the Crossed Purposes Pub Halloween Party?
You should make a return appearance- looks like it could be fun
Then again, you could join me over at the bar...
*wanders off, hips swaying gently*

*Watches hips, in a trance*

Make your mind up.
The supply of green smarties is very limited...

Doesn't bother me. I'm the keeper of Green. It all belongs to me anyway.

*Wanders in and rattles a few chains .*

Sorry, not been paying attention...
Went away for a short jaunt to Glastonbury and before you know it some member of the nobility had me handcuffed to a bed .
And lots of people got arrested and tried to destroy a police station.
It was a great weekend !
Are you waving those chains at me, young man?

Outragous behaviour

I wish I'd seen that.
Arthur is probably glad he didn't though.