h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~feeds St. Will another green jellybaby~

Will that keep you quiet for a little while longer?

Oh, that was a nice rest.
Erm, I'm going to have to leave him to you, I'm afraid.
I have this sudden feeling that I'm needed elsewhere...
~Leaves dungeon~

Oh that's charming, that is; leave me locked up while you go and fratinise with another man just a typical woman

What are you doing chained to the wall?
Are you going to be making a mess?

err, not if you let me out. There's a cup of tea in it for you.

Ooooh, a whole cup of tea?
*raises an eyebrow*
I'd better be getting a whole lot more for this little favour
*snaps her fingers and lets Will escape*
Gotta love my patronage

ooohhh that's better. And thanx for letting me go as well! Let's get out of here...

Damn.

Damn me woman, I leave you alone for twenty minutes and you let him go!

You'll have to try harder next time.

Now that sounds like a challenge to me!
And I never turn down one of those...

I've left h2g2

Can we have your dead body to play with?

Erm, I'll leave that one to you, honey.
I don't think he's really dead...
I smell a rat.

*A figure enters looking shaken*
Hello, who are you people?

You look like you need a sit down.
A cup of tea perhaps?
Here, sit on this metal chair. It's much more comfortable than it looks

Tea? Yes I remember that from somewhere.
*Jokes*
Possibly my last incarnation, hehe
*The color begins to return*
Say, this chair, it could do with some padding...

*stares at the newcomer*
*wonders if breathing a sigh of relief might be in order...*

Hello, could you tell me why this chair seems to be stuck to me? Do I know you from somewhere?
*A section of memory comes back, Silly Willy blushes*
You're very attractive...

This another one you're going to let go, Tweetie?
Or can I start with the interesting stuff?
The straps are padded, honey.