h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Looks alarmed*
That whip doesn't look padded...

*smiles at SW*
*looks apologetic*
Sorry, but I think I might have to take this one to the bar for a drink
*clicks her fingers and releases him*

Thank you very much! What nice people you all are!

I look forward to meeting you again.
*Heads off for a drink*

Something very familiar about that boy.

I expect it's the shampoo

Hmm, something like that.

*SW returns*
Have you seen the one known as Tweetie?

Not recently no.
Sure you don't want to try this collar?
The studs will match your eyes.

umm, do I have a choice?

No.

Oh, hello, I don't think we've met...

Well, obviously Mina's not in as good a mood as me, because I would have said that everybody has a choice.
But it is her dungeon .

*looks around*
Nice dungeon, although I haven't been in any others

You are deprived.

ahh, I see, more abuse.

I shouldn't take it personally.
Mina's like this to everyone
It's because she's depraved

Which makes sense if you own a dungeon.

You say depraved like it's a bad thing.

Please.
I'm as depraved as they come.
How could it possibly be bad ?