h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We might have to think about using words at some point soon

Do you think so?

Can you stop all this niceness? This is a place of pain and torture!

I'm sure under that callous, cruel exterior, there's a heart of gold

Hugggssss!

Are you totally mad?

I most certainly am. You have to be with hair like mine!

Hairstyle dictates sanity?
Blimey...

It does in my case.

Anything can dictate sanity. Like laughs for instance. Did you ever question Woody Woodpecker's insanity?!?

JOTD: Shampoo? No thanks, I'll use real poo.

This is not a Carry On movie young man!
~slaps boot with crop~
I think we need stronger cuffs for people like you.

Who are you talking too?

Actually it is supposed to be a bit Carry On. Only not as subtle.

Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, creeps in this petty place. From day to day to the last syllable of recorded time. And all our yesterdays light fools the way to dusky death. Out, out brief candle. Life's but a shadow - a poor player that struts and frets his way and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury. Signifying. Nothing.

King Lear.
Very good. Though I prefer;

To do is to be - Descartes
To be is to do - Sartre
Do be do be doo - Sinatra

errr....*embarrased cough*....*whisper*...Macbeth actually Close but no cigar

I can do Shakey as well if I want to you know.
I just don't want to.

I can do Shakey as well if I want to you know.
I just don't want to.