h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Regains consciousness and notices he still needs some vodka*

I am ever so sorry. Did not realize I was giving you such a bad time. You know I would never do such a thing on purpose - not to you! How could I? Here, let me dry your tears (takes out a handkerchief made of the finest lace from Brussels).

Would you like to visit the bar with me? I could do with a little vodka?

*Bob surfaces*
God you would not balieve how hard it is to hold your breath for 4 days. there are some nice caves down hteir but any way must be off.
*Walks out of the lake and clicks hi fingers. a blach pire of jens and a tightgry t-shirt with black sleves apper on his boddy. he gets back on his Bike and speeds of.*

This lake is really lovely...

I wonder if there is any old netting in this hut. I could make good use of it...

~enters hut~

*Grins at Pierce*

A trip to the bar sounds wonderful. I wonder where my stallion got to...

*Passes Pierce an icepack for the lump on his head and looks round in time to see a rather yummy looking Bob sporting jeans & t-shirt disappearing on his motorcycle*

Cor blimey! Talent! Drat! An' here's me with my eyes all red and puffy too!

Hello Mina! What would you want old netting for? Not to catch Bob by any chance?

No, I thought I could use it to make some clothes.

Being Muse of Bondage means I get to wear some bizarre stuff.

Sounds intriguing! You design your own "attire" then?

Oh yes.
That way I can get made for measure gear, and suitable for work or pleasure. My pleasure that it, not anybody elses.

*The sounds of a high powerd moter bike are herd in the distance. Bob Speeds up to the lake on his bike*
I just realised I left my credit card down there.
You wouldnt mind turning round would you.....no gess not oh well she will understand and I did try diddent I?
*Clicks his fingers and a ramp appers by the lake. he turns the bike arround and gets himself a good run up. He acelerates towrds the lake and clicks his fingers just before he shoots of the top of the ramp. His bike and his clthes dissape and a nakid bob does a gracful dive in to the center of the lake*

*Gawps at Bob's antics*

Bother! I forgot to use my camera again!

Mina, I don't suppose you do commissions, do you? I could do with an unusal, but flattering little number to upset my frumpy friends Pandora and Mari-Rae...

Serfaces I have not found my walet yet
but here is some netting and there is allot of other suff down here you might want there is also a big wooden box shal I bring it out?

Commisions?
I suppose I could, but really, it's Arthur that makes the stuff up, to my designs. Just don't tell anyone.

Yes please, St.Bob, that sounds very interesting!
Be very careful though.
Oh, and your wallet is in my room, I found it & dried it out.
I'll get it for you later, unless you'd like to pck it up yourself...
*flutters eyelashes at St.Bob*
*pushes open Pierce's door
*tiptoes in past Pierce fast asleep in his hammock
*Deposits breakfast tray with a little vase of wildflowers on, hopes the smell of the fresh coffee will arouse him
*exists to look for St.Bob

Ah, me old hut has been deserted for days. All is peacefull and quiet. Time to lie down on the hammock that Galaxy Babe so cleverly made for me. To think that I now can have a nap on a hammock made by an archangel!

*falls asleep and seems to dissolve in thin air - thus becoming invisible to any unfriendly intruders. [This new feature was brought to you by PA {Pirates Anonymous}]*

*Has borrowed a copy of "Pirates Anonymous" and is completely aware of Pierce's subterfuge. Gwennie maliciously chucks a bucket of cold water in the direction of the gently rocking hammock*

What she did not know was that Pierce has got the latest update that secures him from any harm whatsoever - so he just keeps on snoring...

*Helps herself to a bottle of vodka from the fridge and sits down to read the small print in the manual to see what she's missed*

Damn that snoring! *Sticks her fingers in her ears*

*wakes up but keeps snoring (in order not to be detected). Sneaks out of the hut, undresses and dives down to his secret hideout under the sea before Gwennie can even think "snapshot"*

Gosh! There's a draft in this place!

*Gets up and locks the door to stop it blowing open and settles back to her vodka the THE book*

*goes for a swim in the lake*