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Yevrah Niai Researcher 148101 Started conversation Oct 13, 2000
Hahahahahehehehehehehehhoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoo
hoohoohahahahahahaha. Bonk I just laughed my head off.
Nice article, it really cheered me up.
thanks
Iain
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Oct 31, 2000
You oughtta meet me and my friends from school then.
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Nov 9, 2000
How about:
"Let the power of sport into your life."
or "I think I'm gonna hurl."
or "I think I'm over the worst of the dizzy spell, now."
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The Unmentionable Marauding Pillowcase Posted Dec 9, 2000
Funny! By the way, why isn't there a "hurl" smiley?
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 10, 2000
Very good question, Pillowcase! Just 
and 
ones...
(GREAT name, btw)
MORE THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY:
1.) Hand me that ... uh ... that uh ... thingie.
2.) Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
3.) Darn, there go the lights again...
4.) Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.
5.) Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
6.) What's this doing here?
7.) I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
8.) That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
9.) I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
10.) Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
11.) Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
12.) Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
13.) FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!!
14.) Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
<BB<
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Dec 12, 2000
I don't even want to think about that...
Eww.
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Dec 12, 2000
15.) Which one am I operating on?
16.) What trolley?
17.) Well, if the anaesthetist is late we'll just have to start without.
18.) Now you come to mention it, he _does_ look a little like the man who ran over my dog.
19.) So I said, "Strike me off? Everyone has runs of bad luck."
20.) Could someone hold this, the dt's are really biting today.
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Bagpuss Posted Apr 2, 2002
21) "They said I was mad, but I'll show them. One more zombie and my army is complete."
22) "Hi, everybody! I'm Dr. Nick Riviera!"
23) "Does anyone mind if I smoke?"
24) "Three days. With the shortage of Doctors, they agreed to shorten my medical degree."
25) "Really? I got mine at the Open University."
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Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Apr 2, 2002
26) Whoops! Could someone fish my glasses out of there?
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Alex 195614 As everyone else seems to like incredibly long names I keep mine ironically short. Posted Jun 8, 2002
27) mmmm. tasty
28)
wrong patient
29) you said not a labotomy
too late now
30) The coroner will be with you in 5 minets
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Alex 195614 As everyone else seems to like incredibly long names I keep mine ironically short. Posted Jun 9, 2002
32. bleep bleep bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep "e's dead" Zap bump beeeep
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Alex 195614 As everyone else seems to like incredibly long names I keep mine ironically short. Posted Jun 9, 2002
25.5:
you need one of those? Rubbish!
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Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat Posted Sep 17, 2002
34) How did that song go... the head bone's connected to the, knee bone, the knee bone's connected to the.... the... someone help me...
35) What do you mean "where are my gloves and mask?"
36) Last time I tried this it cost me $200000000000 and three weeks in jail
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- 1: Yevrah Niai Researcher 148101 (Oct 13, 2000)
- 2: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Oct 17, 2000)
- 3: Bluebottle (Oct 30, 2000)
- 4: Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga (Oct 31, 2000)
- 5: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Nov 9, 2000)
- 6: The Unmentionable Marauding Pillowcase (Dec 9, 2000)
- 7: Bluebottle (Dec 10, 2000)
- 8: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Dec 12, 2000)
- 9: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Dec 12, 2000)
- 10: Bagpuss (Apr 2, 2002)
- 11: Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) (Apr 2, 2002)
- 12: Alex 195614 As everyone else seems to like incredibly long names I keep mine ironically short. (Jun 8, 2002)
- 13: Existential Elevator (Jun 9, 2002)
- 14: Alex 195614 As everyone else seems to like incredibly long names I keep mine ironically short. (Jun 9, 2002)
- 15: Alex 195614 As everyone else seems to like incredibly long names I keep mine ironically short. (Jun 9, 2002)
- 16: Existential Elevator (Jun 10, 2002)
- 17: Wejut - Sage of Slightly Odd Occurrences and Owlatron's Australian Thundercat (Sep 17, 2002)
- 18: Rho (Sep 25, 2002)
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